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Josh Duggar To Scrub Away The Pain

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Josh Duggar entered into a six month stay at Reformer’s Unanimous, a for profit rehab facility run by a bunch of his dad’s buddies, most likely the same one he was sent to after molesting his sisters once Jesus insisted... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Pondering The D

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Caitlyn Jenner is unsure if she wants to be a woman who fucks guys or a guy who fucks women, which would kind of fly in the face of the theory that she isn’t a dude in a dress.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Outsourcing (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift’s world tour marketed to 12 year old chicks and incompetent fathers is basically a classier and less rapey version of one of those roofless celebrity watching vans that patrol the streets of Hollywood looking for discarded bakery items and... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Topless MTV VMA Weasel (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus takes a lot of shit for being a sexually fluid marmoset with giant teeth that won’t shut the fuck up. But Cyrus understand the fundamentals of her business more than most. She dissects personality versus singer and why... READ MORE

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Take Back Horrible Words at MTV VMAs

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna made a bold statement on the red carpet of the MTV VMA’s wearing dresses covered brightly in all the bad words people call women. More specifically, the bad words people call these two women.... READ MORE

We Dance on the Grave of the Dead Justin Bieber Lookalike Which Is Super Wrong on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #15 (AUDIO)

August 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Matt and I set out to do a podcast because absolutely nobody asked, we figured we’d do two or three before a kindly janitor walked into the room and told us we had to go do something more... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Updates to Pansexual

August 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A couple months ago Miley Cyrus announced she was sexually fluid. Which grossed most people out and made me never want to eat crab again in my lifetime. In the new edition of Elle U.K, Miley has updated her... READ MORE

Tila Tequila Is Evicted And Shit Around The Web

August 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Bat shit crazy Tila Tequila was kicked off Big Brother UK because of her love of Hitler. You remember, how much she loves the Fuhrer. Even though she’s Asian fusion or whatever the fuck. Read about this Nazi cum... READ MORE

Rita Ora Sheer Top With Pasties

August 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pasties have become big again as bras have disappeared and pop stars don’t want to lose their consumer brand advertisers. Pasties were first invented to make you wonder why you ever agreed to spend money in a Florida strip club.... READ MORE

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Hawking Glasses

August 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are two women who know a thing or two about being knocked up by rappers just passing through. Also stylish eyewear and disfiguring artificial anatomical enhancements. Combined, it’s a powerful force in marketing that... READ MORE

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