Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 11:12 AM

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Dominic Monaghan was having a seemingly routine Q and A with fans on twitter when a girl asked him to say hi to ‘Lost’ co-star Matthew Fox. And in a sense, that’s what he did.

FAN: Holla at Matthew Fox and tell him to get a twitter I beg of you.
MONAGHAN: He beats women. No thanks. (1)

FAN: I know it was wrong but what?! What about all those good times you had together?!
MONAGHAN: How do you know we ever did? You don’t know either of us. He beats women. Not isolated incidents. Often. Not interested. (2)

FAN: Spreading an accusation that EVEN eww-TMZ didn’t make… How classy. Hope Matthew Fox sues you for defamation.
MONAGHAN: An accusation is when you “claim” someone did something wrong. I know. But hey little fan girl maybe want to get slapped.
MONAGHAN: And it’s very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth. (3, 4, 5)

Fox hasn’t responded yet but he better because any guy who hits girls is a complete piece of shit and beneath contempt. Unless that guy is dating Cameron Diaz, in which case it’s really none of our business. Why is everyone such a little busy-body these days.

(images from ‘Alex Cross’, starring Madea as Cross, the character first played by Morgan Freeman, and Fox as Trite Antagonist In A Serial Killer Movie)

this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 10:33 AM

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Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.

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Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Kanye West was in Cannes last week for the debut of his short film “Cruel Summer” on Wednesday, and the plan was for him to promote it by performing at the after party. Unfortunately he also brought Kim Kardashian to Cannes, and if she goes too long without food she get’s pissed, so instead of doing that he went to dinner with her.

The New York Daily News says…

West was supposed to join the star of his picture, Kid Cudi, for a “surprise performance” at the Provocateur nightclub.
Cudi did end up performing to a crowd that included Jay-Z (who was also at the screening), but (Kanye and Kardashian) made a brief appearance, then ducked out early for some quality time with each other.

So are they claiming that a musician went and got laid instead of working? Where, on Earth2? This is the first I’ve ever heard of such behavior.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was “not cool”

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 1:22 PM

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At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to quell the 15-month uprising against Assad.

“OMG!!!!! Not cool”, Chris Brown noted on twitter. Because someone needed to put those jerks in their place. Atta’ boy Chris, let ‘em have it!

really seems like this boat could have gotten closer

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 1:02 PM

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There are some fish who will not believe their luck if they happen to look up right now.

(image source of victoria silvstedt in cannes this weekend = inf, fame/flynet, splash)

Katie Price must be really busy

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 12:03 PM

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Katie Price launched her new line of lingerie in London today, and for some reason she did it with rollers in her hair. She must have something going on tonight that she needs to look good for, something more important than a photo shoot and product launch. You know we easily could have rescheduled this Katie, if you had somewhere better to be.

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Ashley Judds husband won the Indianapolis 500 again

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 10:15 AM

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Dario Franchitti of Scotland won the Indianapolis 500 for the third time since 2007 on Sunday, and of course his wife Ashley Judd (they’ve been married since 2001) was right there front and center for pictures and interviews when he was done. I wish football was more like that. Every time I watch the Saints I think, “Forget about Drew Brees, what I’d really like to know is what his wife thinks.”

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Justin Bieber almost beat a man to death

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 9:38 AM

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Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the way to the moon.

Well this weekend, the unfortunate focus of Justin’s wrath was a paparazzi who got to close to him and Selena Gomez, and then paid for it with a punch to the face. Still I bet the guy must have been honored!

A photog is claiming he got into a physical altercation with (Bieber) after he attempted to snap photos of the Biebs while he was out and about in Calabasas, Calif. with girlfriend Selena Gomez Sunday afternoon
the man alleged he was “physically battered” by Bieber, and complained of pain and requested medical attention when police arrived on the scene.

“Shiiittt, mother fucka lucky they aint puttin him in’a ground right now,” Justin thought as he flexed his ropey little arms while handing a jar to Selena so she could open it for him.

(image source = fame/flynet)