Melissa Gilbert got a concussion on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 6:04 PM

Melissa Gilbert was taken to the hospital moments after finishing her routine on last nights ‘Dancing with the Stars’. As Access Hollywood says:

During her performance, Melissa hit her hit on the ballroom floor, but did not let on to her injury when she faced the judges. “Mild concussion and whiplash,” Gilbert later said. “Very soon I will be safely home resting and being taken care of.”

And yet

The debate is ultimately about whether it happened at all.
While Gilbert’s partner can be seen taking a tumble … there’s no moment that clearly shows Gilbert head meet the floor.

This was have been much more conclusive if it had happened last season, because Gilberts partner is the same guy who had Kirstie Alley. If Gilberts head might have hit the floor, Kirsties head and the floor would have smashed together like they’d been fired through the Hadron Collider.

Adam Levine got dumped in a press release

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 4:34 PM

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Adam Levine and model Anne Vyalitsyna had dated for over 2 years, so many people were surprised last week to read that they had broken up. One of those surprised people was Adam Levine, because that’s how he found out.

Vyalitsyna announced it to the world on April 2 without giving (Levine) a heads-up.
“It was a cheap shot,” a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “Anne didn’t want it to look like he broke up with her.”
Levine — who was home in L.A. when Vyalitsyna broke up with him from NYC — “was blindsided. Adam’s heartbroken. He wasn’t even fully sure they were really broken up.”

If she was sending mixed signals about breaking up he should have done what I do; cry uncontrollably and lay down in front of her tires. If she drives away anyway, let her go, for your love was not to be.

Chevy Chase calls ‘Community’ a “mediocre sitcom”

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 2:23 PM








You might think that a comedian who has made nothing but awful movies since 1989 would be somewhat humble, but Chevy Chase is a complete dick and always has been so he doesn’t really feel that way.

To illustrate that point, Celebuzz has a second recording with him lecturing ‘Community’ creator Dan Harmon about comedy and what’s wrong with the show (SPOILER: ‘Community’, which literally means “a group of people”, should focus on one person, specifically Chevy Chase, instead of wasting time on unimportant characters like star Joel McHale).

“It’s just a f*cking mediocre sitcom! I want people to laugh and this isn’t funny.”
“It ain’t funny to me because I’m 67-years-old … I’ve been doing this a long time. I’ve been making a lot of people laugh — a lot better than this.”

Take that Dan Harmon! Chevy Chase wasn’t just some ancillary character in ‘The Karate Dog’, he was the Karate Dog. ‘Goose on the Loose’ (2006), ‘Bad Meat’ (2004), ‘Vacuums’ (2003); each and every one a masters class in comedy. Someone should get Harmon a VCR and/or time machine so he can watch Chevys’ 20 minutes of screen-time in ‘Caddyshack’.

Jenna Jamesons still got it

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 1:12 PM

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Jenna Jameson turned 38 yesterday and had a birthday party at Tabu in the MGM Grand in Vegas, and I should probably be used to the way she looks now but it’s impossible. It’s like she’s dying from 10 diseases at once. Old Jenna Jameson was fantastic, and cute even without makeup. New Jenna Jameson looks like a Chinese re-make of ‘White Chicks’.

(image source of her birthday party = wenn, of her in a bikini last august = splash, in a super hot old photo shoot = fhm)

Jennifer Love Hewitt uses vanilla extract as perfume. Seriously.

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 11:05 PM

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Finally. Jennifer Love Hewitt has found a way to combine the two things she’s best at: hoarding food and scaring away men. Us weekly says:

“I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck,” she tells Us Weekly. “Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’”

And I’m wiling to bet not one of those four followed that with, “…and we should go out some time.” Because Jennifer Love Hewitt is a lunatic. So even if some guy did associate the smell of vanilla with sexual desire, he’d be better off just staying home to fuck the ice cream.

Madonnas ‘MDNA’ sets record for largest drop in chart history

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 7:58 PM

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Last week Madonna used a secret weapon to push her new album all the way to number 1 on the Billboard 200. Meaning she gave it away for free to everyone who bought tickets to her tour and for some reason Billboard counted that.

She couldn’t do it again this week though, and so now she’s set the all-time record for the biggest second week drop in chart history. Forbes.com says…

When all the numbers are in on Tuesday night, “MDNA” will have fallen from number 1 by 88% … from 359,000 copies in its first week to roughly 46,000 the second week.

I still don’t get how getting a free Madonna CD is some kind of enticement to buying a Madonna concert ticket. That would be like catching an STD from your rapist. It’s two awful things instead of just one. The only thing worse than going to a concert with the Cool Mom who thinks she can hang out with her teenage daughter is if the Cool Mom is the one actually on stage.

Mark Wahlbergs wife is disapointing

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 6:07 PM

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Mark Wahlberg spent Easter Sunday on Miami Beach with his son and his wife, who has a super wide base and no tits and when she brings her hands up like in the headline picture looks like a T Rex. Paleontologists must be so hard right now.

(I really really don’t like posting negative stuff about people who aren’t celebrities, especially someones wife, but mark wahlberg is a little dick so fuck him. image source = fame/flynet)

Anne Hathaway cut all her hair off

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 5:18 PM

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The first thing Anne Hathaway did after cutting her hair real short was go to a club in London called ‘The Box’. It was the two least satisfying ways possible for her to make people wonder if she’s a lesbian now.

(image source = splash, fame/flynet)