Russell Brand Is Still Talking About Katy Perry

By Travis June 06, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Katy Perry and Russell Brand knew each other for a little more than a year before they got married in 2010, and they’d been married a little more than one year before they filed for divorce in 2011. So it’s safe to say that neither of them is in much of a position to offer anyone marriage advice, unless that advice is: “Look at everything we did and do the complete opposite.”

Esquire magazine recently interviewed Russell and, of course, the topic of his marriage to Katy (seen above wearing a dress that she should never wear again) came up and he explained why it failed.

‘But it’s going to be hard if I go into a monogamous relationship. I live a life where I have a lot of freedom, so if I meet someone and I go, “Right let’s be monogamous,” that’s a f**king change.’

‘But I tried it and I loved it. I really think she’s a lovely beautiful person [Katy Perry]. It’s just hard isn’t it? She’s got a lot of options, I’ve got a lot of options, so you’ve got to really, really want it.’ (Daily Mail)

Translated: I realized that there are millions of women out there who will fuck any man who is remotely famous. Can’t blame a guy for that.

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Bruce Jenner Whined About Plastic Surgery Jokes To Jimmy Fallon (VIDEO)

By Travis June 06, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Bruce Jenner is more known for being that creepy old man who sometimes hangs out with Kim Kardashian and her family than he is for being a hugely successful Olympic athlete back in the day, and that’s fine because Michael Phelps just won a ton of medals and we don’t give a shit about him anymore. But despite the fact that he reportedly doesn’t even share a home with his wife, Kris Jenner, he still gets the fake celebrity treatment and is allowed to make appearances on talk shows.

Bruce was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week to rip the host a new one, as he’s grown tired of people making fun of his plastic surgery. He’s right, too, because it’s not like he’s been super secretive about it. Still, when you pay money for someone to turn you into Mason Verger from Hannibal, you can’t really complain about a few jokes.

(Second half of the interview is here.)

Kim Kardashian In Pregnant, Armless Statue Form

By Travis June 06, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is famous for his controversial nude celebrity statues, from pregnant Britney Spears presenting herself on a bear skin rug to bronzed Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with their pet goose, and now he’s added to the collection with a statue of nude, pregnant Kim Kardashian, complete with a large belly, huge ass and puffy areola. It’s really the perfect thing for anyone who wants to see Kim naked but without Ray J riding doggy style.

The statue went on display at the LAB Art Gallery in Los Angeles yesterday, and people were allowed to rub the belly for good luck. One day, this statue could even find its way into the Louvre, where the Venus de Milo will be overheard saying, “Keep that talentless bitch away from me.”

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Snooki Admits She Gave Up the Goods at 14

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 4:37 PM

I was 14. I mean, in upstate New York there’s really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible.

- Snooki, to on how she lost her virginity

This news is rather disappointing. I had ’11′ in the office pool, with a parlay for ‘Uncle’ and ‘in the ass’. But I’m a romantic, always have been. How the latchkey mall rats of America will take this news remains to be seen but it probably bodes well for their disaffected hoodie wearing pushy teen boyfriends.

One Girl Is Happy, One Girl Is Not

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 4:23 PM

My leather outfit looks amazing. My indoor shades are tight. The bling is all there. My fierce tats are popping. I’ve got courtside seats to Game 7. I’m kind of a Heat fan. I’ve got the new chapeau they placed on my head. Mother, why am I so fucking pouty? Must get more toys.

Melissa Riso In Two Bikinis

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 3:44 PM

Melissa Riso Modeling A Bikini For A Photoshoot In West Hollywood
Someday, I’d like to become a man who can look beyond identifying Melissa Riso by her distinctive navel tattoo and be able to pick her out of a lineup based on her intelligence or charm or those spectacular tits or other more profound personal characteristics. For now, just the ink. And the fact that she’s wearing two bikinis. How pissed would you be to get this girl out of her bikini only to find another bikini? That’s the work of Satan himself.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Happy To Be Hooking

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 3:19 PM

Outside of the gruesome gangland style murders and the 8 billion street urchins, Brazil seems just like the happy place you find in the turn right after Central America on the It’s a Small World attraction at Disney. Even the hookers are happy. Or, so the government wants you to believe, running a ‘Happy to Be a Hooker’ campaign to promote their legal sex trade offerings to tourists and locals alike. The Brazilian government was forced to remove the ad campaign shortly after it commenced when they too realized that gap-toothed haggard looking street walkers with The AIDS weren’t actually happy.

Dina Lohan Stiffs A Charity

By Jack June 05, 2013 @ 3:00 PM

Dina Lohan is being sued for stiffing a charity and running out on a huge bill at a gala event last year. She ran up a monster bar tab trying to drink herself back to 46 and then pledged $1500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which helps underprivileged kids. Then, she didn’t pay up. She made big bucks exploiting her kids, but not enough leftover after the coke and Botox to hand over her pledge. Who the fuck stiffs a charity that helps kids? Can we come together as Americans and decide to put her down like the wretched dog that she is?