Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people do when they're dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he's reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a...read more

Lindsay Lohan was turned down for Celebrity Apprentice

We really need to preface this story about the person who didn't make the cut for Celebrity Apprentice by listing all the misfits who did. La Toya Jackson, Gary Busey, David Cassidy, Meatloaf, Lisa Rinna, Dionne Warwick, Richard Hatch, Marlee Matlin, Nikki Taylor, Jose Canseco, Hope Dworaczk, Mark McGrath, Lil Jon, John Rich, Star Jones, NeNe Leakes As you can see, it's a parade of Hollywood royalty. Every name, an...read more

Kim Kardashian is good at twitter

Kim Kardashian doesn't really do anything of course, but before this our famous celebrities who didn't really do anything were fug whores like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Remember that? What the hell was that all about? So at least Kim is hot, and goes on her twitter and posts pics of her kick ass rack. The only way to get even more intimate pictures of Kim is to be black.read more

first look at Andrew Garfield as Spider Man

Sony has released a picture (full size here) of Andrew Garfield as the new Peter Parker in the reboot of Spider-Man (which should be done filming in a few weeks but doesn't come out until July 3rd, 2012), and apparently part of the storys re-imagining is to have him truly not give a fuck if anyone knows his secret identity. The movie might as well just be called Peter Parker. Christ, does it have his name on the back...read more

Rihanna got a new haircut

By all accounts Rihanna (seen here last night at a Clippers game in LA) is a perfectly nice woman and everyone seems to like and she's a good singer, but very obviously her new bang haircut sucks. If this were American Idol, these pictures would be turned into a montage with that ‘So You Had a Bad Day" song playing over it.read more

Olivia Munn should be on more talk shows

Olivia Munn is out promoting her new NBC sitcom Perfect Couples, and that means things like appearing in Maxim and going on David Letterman. Even better it means tweeting out pictures of her cleavage while waiting to go David Letterman. This would also be a good ad for whatever brand of cookies those are. The secret ingredient is tits.read more

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Gwyneth Paltrow has advice for "other" working moms

I know some people who have worked with Gwyneth Paltrow and they say she's delightful but that seems impossible to believe. Because she's a complete cunt, delusional and arrogant beyond all comprehension. The latest proof: on her website GOOP, Paltrow, who is worth 90 million dollars and got married in a castle, has advice for "other extremely busy working mothers." Yes that said "other". Because that's what she...read more

Thurdsay morning headlines

LADY GAGA - will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY - has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the really awesome part is the Suns headline, "Keiras Not Getting it Knightley". Also note that the source of the story is her dad. So they talk about...read more

Nicole Kidman admits having botox

Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to have tried Botox, and by "tried" she must mean with every meal since 2005. People says... "I've tried a lot of things, but aside from sports and good nutrition, most things don't make a difference," Kidman, 43, (says). "I have also tried Botox." But Kidman says she didn't like using the injections, which are known to tighten up a patient's face to avoid the appearance of...read more

Ohai Rachel McAdams

The photo agency for this said, "Rachel McAdams leaves little to the imagination in a revealing dress as she gets into her car after dinner in London," but it's hard to confirm that because that fat lady next to her is really distracting. It's like she's never seen a camera before. It's kind if freaking me out, and she's ruining everything. (source = pacific coast)read more

Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser

Kelsey Grammer is in the middle of a divorce from Camille Grammer, which hasn't stopped him from getting engaged to a new girl who is essentially a younger version of Camille, and that might have been a mistake on his part. Because today Camille was on the radio implying that Kelsey is a cross dresser. It seems ridiculous for a few reasons, but mostly because who cares if somebody dresses like a woman in the...read more

Natalie Portman is a good model

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged, but luckily there will be pictures like this ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume (uhq copy here) to preserve her hotness forever and remind us how great she was before that stupid kid came and wrecked everything. I know this kid is -6 months old right now, but I want that little bastard to know that he's already made at least one mortal enemy.read more

Kate Hudson is pregnant

Kate Hudson isn't married to Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse, but she has dated him for about 9 months, and apparently that whore has been having sex with him, out of wedlock, the whole time. Us.com says... A source confirms exclusively that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy's baby. "It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it," the source reveals to Us. So...read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we've already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she's annoying and arrogant so we're gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it's easier to see how much she looks like the puppet from Saw this way. (lat) JAMES BOND - had plans for a 23rd film, directed by Sam Mendes and starring Daniel Craig, but it was delayed because of MGMs...read more

Cameron Diaz at the Green Hornet premiere

Seth Rogen stars as the Green Hornet in the new movie of the same name, but I'm the one who's really green today. Green with envy that is, because he got to be so close to the lovely Cameron Diaz. She's not as pretty now as she was before she had to kill Mace Windu, but he was a powerful Jedi, and that lightning bolt thing she did with her fingers would take a toll on anyones looksread more