Amanda Bynes Admits To Nose Job

Walking train wreck Amanda Bynes has admitted that she had a nose job. You don't fucking say? The former teen star, who now looks like a monstrous version of her former self, said that's why she doesn't want magazines using old pictures of her. She confessed on Twitter:... read more

Charlize Theron Has a Stupid Haircut

I hate to see a good looking woman flipping people off. What could possibly make a wealthy, attractive, award-winning woman like Charlize Theron so angry? I'm guessing it's her horrible haircut. It looks like the 'Steve' at my local Supercuts where you now point to a... read more

J-Lo's Future Mother-In-Law Has a Sweaty Rack

Shawna, she's the mom of Casper Smart, the backup dancer everybody assumed was gay until Jennifer Lopez started banging him and lending him the keys to her Bentley. She also bought him a Dodge Ram truck just to remind people how not gay he is. Rumors are they're going to... read more

The Rolling Stones Are Still Alive

There's something to be said for Human Growth Hormone and Viagra and all the other modern science chemicals that keep the Rolling Stones lean and hungry and banging young women fifty years after getting started. All an ordinary man can hope for in his 70's is a... read more

Gretchen Rossi In A Bikini At Sapphire Pool Opening

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Farrah Abraham Back Door Teen Mom Sneak Peek (VIDEO)

I'll say this, it's not everything I thought it would be. Then again, given a choice between this and Liberace: Behind the Candelabra, I'd rather spend 70 minutes watching Farrah Abraham take it up her pooper. This is not really a sex tape so much as a Teen Mom porno.... read more

Hackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!'s Twitter

The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press' Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White House and President Obama had been injured. The result was a 100-point dip... read more

Vanessa Hudgens Released Her New Music Video (VIDEO)

I've seen Vanessa Hudgens naked before, so unless this video was two and half minutes of more leaked cell pictures there was just no way that I was going to be impressed. And I wasn't. I know it's suppose to be based off of Spring Breakers,which was weird in an awesome... read more

Horny Bear Finally Married Mama June

Like most good American relationships, June Shannon and Mike Thompson met online almost a decade ago, and shortly after they met up in person for some carefree, unprotected sex. Luckily for them, the result was Alana Thompson, AKA Honey Boo Boo Child, and just a few... read more

Victoria Beckham Looks Pleasantly Surprised

My great Uncle Sal invented the windswept toupee. It was a pre-tousled toupee that men could wear wear out in inclement weather so their hair would look more native to the conditions. Then that bastard Sy Sperling invented fake hair implants and the toupee business died.... read more

Maxim Named Miley Cyrus No. 1 On The Hot 100

Erin Heatherton. Jessica Gomes. Bar Refaeli. Kate Upton. Charlize Theron. Olivia Wilde. Miranda Kerr. Mila Kunis. Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Malin Akerman. Ashley Benson. Emma Stone. Zoë Saldana. Chrissy Teigen. Brooklyn Decker. Chanel Iman. Marisa Miller. Behati... read more

Justin Bieber's Piano Attacked (VIDEO)

I feel like the people who attack Justin Bieber need better training. This last dude today rushed the stage in Dubai and tried to pull Justin away from pretending to play the piano right in the middle of Believe. He couldn't even shut Justin the fuck up and he broke a... read more