Pippi Longstocking Made A Sex Tape

Tami Erin was the girl who played Pippi Longstocking in the late 80's version of the movie. Unless you were a young girl back then, or a guy who was really into Pet Shop Boys and trying to craft pigtails in the mirror, you probably didn't see it. Now Tami's got a sex... read more

Justin Bieber Busted For Driving Without A License, Being A Dick

Lesbian Fraggle Justin Bieber was busted this morning for driving like an asshole in his Calabasas neighborhood. See, due to previous incidences of him driving like a dick and the fact that, oh I don't know, he doesn't have a valid California driver's license, he isn't... read more

Miranda Kerr Looks Different In V Magazine

I'm not sure why the blond farm girl is carrying store bought eggs through the field, but if you start questioning that, you've got to start wondering why she's wearing lingerie in the field or topless in the barn. Then you've just gone and ruined one perfectly good... read more

Lamar Has Been Found, But Now Kris Jenner Wants Him Lost

Amazing grace, Lamar has been found. Well, not really found so much as he was never missing. But he did return home to his beloved Chewy who waited for him at the compound gates with a bone of some large animal pressed between her teeth. There's nothing scarier than when... read more

Real Housewife Violates Cardinal Rule of Going Out in the Sunlight

All the genius Hollywood women with their educational degrees in panic are shying away from any contact with the sun these days. The glowing orb in the sky we once credited with all life on our planet, we now know to be the Great Satan in the Sky, repelled only by very... read more

Kate Moss Spills Out Of Her Top

Kate Moss doesn't really have much trouble getting naked, for a photo shoot, a vacation swim, or just on a dare after a couple bumps of party powder. Still, paparazzi love to try and catch her tits popping out of her clothes, which they always seem to do, mostly because... read more

Michael Lohan Nobly Blames Himself for Lindsay's Drug Problems

Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't be more of a Sir Walter Raleigh figure, he goes and takes the blame for Lindsay turning from a teen party girl into a 20-something fall down drunk and drug addict. "It was not her fault. I love her for saying that, but there... read more

Miley Cyrus Kind Of Raps On 23 (VIDEO)

The reason that Miley Cyrus Tweeted that picture of her looking like a stripper at a 1993 NBA All-Star Game after party the other day was because she was dressed up for her part in filming the music video for Mike Will Made It's "23," which conveniently leaked online... read more

Olivia Munn Shows Off Her Cleavage At 'The Late Show'

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Khloe Kardashian Really Wants Some Privacy

While her husband, Lamar Odom, was allegedly staying in a hotel room somewhere, smoking more crack than a big city mayor, and finally resurfaced in public looking like he'd been in a steam room for three weeks, Khloe Kardashian Odom was showing everyone how brave and... read more

Kate Gosselin Sues Jon Gosselin Because She Can

Kate Gosselin is suing her ex-husband Jon because she wants money. I ran it through my pea-sized brain why else it could be, but, no, it's just money. Whatever that dipshit has left from paying child support for eight kids, she wants it. So about two cents. She claims... read more

Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Done

It has been a little more than four months since Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were photographed together at the 40th anniversary of the Chaplin Award Gala and they'd been going on separate vacations during that time, so I thought everyone already basically... read more

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