its Britneys real singing voice

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 1:12 PM

In this clip from ‘the X Factor’, Britney Spears brings a cake and sings happy birthday to LA Reid, and it’s a rare chance to hear Britney sing with no production or autotune. But she still does that choppy thing with her voice, the way that people do when they’re making fun of Britney. It’s like all of her songs are recorded while she sits on a sybian.

Paris Hilton thinks gay guys are disgusting, have AIDS

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 10:42 AM

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Paris Hilton (seen here with Frankenstein-headed piece of shit Perez Hilton) had a private conversation recorded while in a taxi in New York, and just like the private video where she said she and her sister were “like two niggers“, she once again revealed herself as the awful person she truly is.

The audio, which you can hear on Radar, picks up with a guy telling Paris about the gay classified site, Grindr.

FIRST GUY: “Say I log into Grindr, someone that’s on can be in that building and it tells you all the locations of where they are…”
PARIS HILTON: “Ewww. To get fucked?”
FIRST GUY: “…and you can be like, ‘Yo, you wanna fuck?’ and he might be on like, the sixth floor.”
PARIS HILTON: “Ewww. Eww. Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.”
SECOND GUY: “Gay guys are too much.”
PARIS HILTON: “They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy. You’ll like die of AIDS.”

Unfortunately it would be disingenuous to act offended by her language since “they’re disgusting they probably have AIDS” is how I’ve been describing the Paris and Nicky Hilton for like 5 years.

(image source = fame/flynet)

‘Skyfall’ has a new trailer

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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A new international trailer for ‘Skyfall’ is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There’s also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he’s some kind of demon, and obviously you wouldn’t want to miss that.

Oliver Stone is smooth

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 5:26 PM

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Salma Hayek and Oliver Stone were in London today to promote ‘Savages’, and to show me what a fool I’ve been all these years for trying to be discreet when staring at girls tits. Look at her, she’s in heaven, it turns out they love it!

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Khloe Kardashian will host ‘X Factor’

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 4:13 PM

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Despite earlier reports that the lovely, charming, and genuinely funny Chrissy Teigen was a front runner to get the job hosting ‘the X Factor’, now it seems the job has been offered to the masculine Khloe Kardashian and the feminine Mario Lopez as co-hosts. Because what better way to fix the terrible ratings they have than by adding people no one actually likes.

Celebuzz has learned exclusively that the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is in the final stages of negotiations to become the newest host of The X Factor.
“Khloe has been offered the role,” said our source. “But the deal is still being finalized.”

Yes, she certainly is the star of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’, whose average ratings have dropped from 3.39 two years ago to 3.07 last year to 2.68 this year. That’s a little less than an episode of ‘Ice Road Truckers‘. You can’t miss with star power like that. I know what people like, and what they like is having Khloe grunt unintelligibly at amateur singers.

(image source = getty)

Lady Gaga has pissed off the Muslims

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 1:49 PM

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Millions of people have said they’d like to kill Lady Gaga at some point, but they didn’t mean it literally, and it’s usually after hearing one of her songs or seeing Perez Hilton.

But now some people might mean it literally, because two days ago in London she wore a burka with a handbag that had “cunt” written on it, and the people in question are savage lunatics.

“That (handbag) comes across as a clear insult to Muslims and Islam,” said a Chicago-based representative of several Muslim groups, who asked not to be identified. I’m hearing that the uproar is leading to a big increase in Lady Gaga’s security detail.

Wait what? A Muslim is perceiving some innocuous act as a personal insult to their religion? I’ve never heard of such a thing!

I asked Gaga’s friend Lindsay Lohan what she thought about this and Lindsay Lohan stood defiant. “Screw those pedophiles,” Lindsay Lohan said. Lindsay Lohan then added: “They talk big but they’re too busy sucking cock to do anything about it. I, and by that I mean me, the actress Lindsay Lohan, didn’t see anything about purses in the Koran while I was pissing on it.”

(source = chicago sun times. image source = bauer griffin, inf)

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested yet again

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 12:25 PM

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Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for another car accident, but it’s different from when she drove into the back of a car in July or into the back of a truck in June.

This is more like when she hit a pedestrian in March or the time she hit a baby stroller. This time she hit a pedestrian around 2am this morning in a parking lot outside her hotel in New York, and then just went inside like nothing happened.

Lohan was arrested early Wednesday morning after leaving the scene of an accident in which she hit a pedestrian with her Porsche Cayenne.
One of Lindsay’s friends got out of the car to check for damage and when they realized the car was cool, they took off.

“Oh thank God, the Porsche is okay. For a second I thought that guys skull was gonna dent it!”

Lindsay was taken to the station, fingerprinted, photographed and booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released.
This arrest could absolutely trigger a probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS.

Oh yeah, Lindsay’s really gonna get it now. She may have to sit in court for almost 30 minutes while the judge asks her to please stop hitting people with her car before adding, “But everyone deserves a seven thousandth chance…”

(source = x17 and tmz. image source = pacific coast)

Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

By brendon September 18, 2012 @ 7:52 PM

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Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won’t be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won’t, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show.

(source = celebuzz)