Brad Pitt has the right idea

Last night was the big New York premiere for the Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johny Depp, and when Jolie walked the red carpet with her lover Brad Pitt, he spent most of the time with his hand planted right on her luscious ass. Meanwhile, over in LA, Jennifer Aniston made a little bow tie and top hat for her cats wedding this weekend. Lookin' good, Mr. Boots!read more

Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that's why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well. Media Take Out says... (We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! "Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for...read more

Britney had a romantic weekend with her boyfreind

Even though Star said he's a violent lunatic, Britney Spears spent a romantic weekend on the beach in Mexico with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, a move that might seem like a publicity stunt but that was actually planed long ago because last Thursday was her birthday (she's 29). People magazine says... Last week, Spears's camp denied a tabloid report that Trawick "beat on" her. And their intimate getaway, which included...read more

Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie a "f***ing c***."

Chelsea Handler (who was sleeping with the president of E when she got her talk show. which is on E. what a coincidence!) was in Mexico last week, spending her Thanksgiving vacation with new BFF Jennifer Aniston. Gee, I wonder what they talked about. Us.com says... "(Angelina Jolie is) a homewrecker," Handler, 35 (*), said. "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don't f***ing believe...read more

Amber Heard is a lesbian now

Amber Heard was at the GLAAD 25th anniversary party in Hollywood this weekend, and that would seem to be a good place to do it if she wanted to tell everyone she's gay. And so that's what she did. And I would be all, "Oh my gosh that sure is surprising" if I could remember who Amber Heard was and if that was the appropriate response. Radar says... Amber, who is Johnny Depp's leading lady in his upcoming The Rum Diary,...read more

its Taylor Swift and the Sad Cartoon Turtle

Us magazine has a new picture of Taylor Swift and Maggie "the Sad Cartoon Turtle" Gyllenhaal out for completely spontaneous walk, just like the one Taylor had with her totally real boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal a few days ago. And just like before, they're having so much fun laughing and pointing they didn't even notice that photographer directly in front of them. They only have this one picture though, probably because...read more

"Brittney Spears" has new audio

If you don't know, Radar Online and Star (and the National Enquirer) are all owned by the same company, so when you see that Radar and Star are saying Britney Spears gets knocked around by her boyfriend, it's actually the same story with the same source. That would be Jason Alexander, who they refer to as Britneys ex husband, even though their marriage was annulled 55 hours after it happened. So he's not her ex...read more

Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane for acting like an ass

Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he's married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he's also a jackass who deosn't think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says... Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry...read more

Star is sticking by thier claim that Britneys boyfriend hit her

In her only statement so far concerning claims made by Star magazine that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her, Britney Spears went on her twitter yesterday to say she was off to spend "a romantic weekend" with Trawick, then added... "Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!" (editors note: Geaux Tigers!) And Spears manager Larry...read more

Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

"Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Bensimon is in Miami today, and she looks pretty good in a bikini considering she's 42. She'd look way better with huge implants, obviously, but if porn has taught me anything, and I like to think it has, it's that MILFs do anal. And the great thing about that is, this is daddys little girl AND someones mom. And you can bang her in the ass. It really just takes the...read more

the naked Miley Cyrus picture is real. probably.

A few people, such as popeater and gossip cop, are saying the Miley Cyrus naked cell phone pic is not actually Miley, mostly because Miley has "just breathe" tatted under her left breast, which you can't see in the naked picture. But of course this picture was taken in a mirror, so what you're actually seeing is her right breast. It's the ol' titty switch-a-roo. The oldest trick in the book! Popeater also says her...read more

orange you glad to see Cameron Diaz

I take sole responsibility and 100 percent of the credit for the demise of Kirsten Snaggletooth Dunst, and now I hope Cameron Diaz can be the next to go because are you god damn kidding me? She still looks mostly human in movies but when you see her live, like yesterday at the Green Hornet premiere, she's a damn monster. She's so hideously ugly and annoying, if I were in a horrible car wreck and the car was on fire...read more

Katy Perry side boob is good but also frustrating

When Katy Perry performed at last nights Grammy nominations concert (honestly, is there any major award less relevant than the Grammys?), at one point the strap on her tight gold dress slipped off her shoulder, almost exposing one of her kick ass boobs. But she caught it at the last second. So then I went outside, shook my fist at the heavens and fired some guns into the air hoping to kill God. "Wwhhyyyy!", I screamed...read more

Christina Aguilera was sad about her divorce :(

(NOTE - like most stories, this one is hotter if you imagine it's about UK model Rhian Sugden and her giant naked breasts. pictures under the cut.) Christina Aguilera tells People magazine that she was something feelings something something divorce oh my god I'm already bored. "When you're unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer. That's the last thing I wanted ... Things were so unhealthy and...read more

Julia Roberts is a moron

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch (as best illustrated in this email from her neighbor in Malibu) and you can tell as much in this commercial for an Italian coffee company that she got $1.5 million for. First of all, she couldn't be bothered to say even one word, which by the end makes things really awkward and uncomfortable. Say something dummy! What are you, autistic? It's probably because she's too dumb to say...read more