Sinead O’Conner is as weird and insane as she looks

By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 12:53 PM


Sinead O’Connor got married for the fourth time on December 8th in Vegas, then divorced the guy 16 days later on Christmas eve, and today she tells the Sun what went wrong. As you might expect, the part where she took her new husband, who is a drug counsellor, to the hood and bought crack was indeed a factor.

O’Conner insisted that she still loved drugs counsellor Barry Herridge.
But she admitted their marriage got off to a turbulent start when she nearly bought crack on a wild hunt for (marijuana) on their wedding night.
She said: “We ended up in a cab in some place that was quite dangerous. I wasn’t scared — but he’s a drugs counsellor. What was I thinking? Then I was handed a load of crack. Barry was very frightened — that kind of messed everything up a bit really.”

She seems hung up on him being a drug counselor, but most romance experts agree that going to the hood to buy crack is bad date choice in general, regardless of what your date does for a living.

Katy Perry is almost single

By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 11:44 AM


Us magazine says, “It was Christmastime fireworks for Katy Perry and Russell Brand this year — but not the good kind,” which leads one to assume Katy Perry and Russell Brand are fighting again, and that Us is under the impression that people shoot off fireworks at Christmas.

After planning to whisk her family via private jet to husband Brand’s London hometown for the holidays, Perry, changed course, opting to fly to Hawaii with friends.
“They had a massive fight. She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.’”
Which explains why, come Dec. 25, (Perry) was seen in Kauai — sans wedding ring. Meanwhile, Brand, was in a pub in chilly Coverack, Cornwall.
“They haven’t split up just yet, but things are not good,” says the first source. “The fighting is getting worse.”

One of the main issues seems to be that Perrys parents are deeply conservative Christians, and Brand thinks that’s kind of silly. You would think they could at lead get along at Christmas, what with all the gifts and decorations and the fireworks roasting in an open fire.

its the 2012 Kelly Brook calendar

By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 10:58 AM


Kelly Brooks 2012 calendar might be the most disappointing one she’s ever done. She looks like she’s gained at least 15 pounds, which is sort of a problem because she’s not 40 feet tall.

Ben Stiller is a lazy fat ass

By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 10:34 AM


On one hand, it’s pretty admirable that Ben Stiller has stayed in good shape. On the other hand actors only work like 3 months a year, and Stiller made $53 million last year, so it’s not like he doesn’t have a spare hour or two or a ride to the gym. So if anything he should be in even better shape than he is. Basically he’s done the absolute minimum, much like the people who write his movies.

(image source of stiller in hawaii = flynet)

…aanndd we’re back

By brendon December 28, 2011 @ 5:02 PM


So obviously I took a few days off for the holidays, and I probably should have said something before doing but I didn’t know I was going to. And if you think you were surprised, you should have heard my boss. In my defense I seem more mysterious and alluring this way, when I just walk in and out of your life.

Anyway, regular posting starts back tomorrow. Until then here are pictures of Brooke Burns in Hawaii, with ‘Warrior’ director Gavin O’Conner. At first I thought she must have separated from her husband David Charvet. Then I realized I still don’t know the difference between Brooke Burns and Brooke Burke. One of them really needs to change their name.

(image source = splash)

Adam Lambert arrested after a fight in a gay bar

By brendon December 22, 2011 @ 1:39 PM


The Hollywood Reporter says that Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen, were briefly arrested after getting into a fight at a gay bar in Helsiniki. They go on to say that no one was injured, as if Adam Lambert hurting someone in a bar fight was an actual possibility.

JWoww is a bikini genius

By brendon December 22, 2011 @ 1:14 PM


Someone let JWoww design her own line of swimwear, and, as literally everyone who has ever heard of JWoww would have guessed, the result was animal prints on a bikini even sluttier than regular bikinis.

Her line uses a unique fabrication that lets women remove their bikini straps without the rest of the top falling off, thanks to a revolutionary silicon-based adhesive activated by body temperature.

There can’t be that many girls who will be impressed to know a bikini is JWoww approved, and it’s probably the same amount who would trust a bikini top thats held up by optimism. So it’s kind of hard to see what it is JWoww brings to the table on this.

(image source = splash)

even Miley Cyrus fans don’t like Miley Cyrus

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 6:53 PM

Miley Cyrus was stopped in Costa Rica by some of her fans asking for autographs and pictures, and even though she was clearly on her way to board a waiting helicopter, Miley stopped for a moment to oblige them. And then when she explained that she had to leave they called her an asshole anyway. To which she replied, “what the fuck? Are you for real?” Which is odd because she is an asshole. Seems unfair to blame her fans for that.