Mark Wahlberg Was a Very Busy Teenager

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Krisyn Atwood wants to be sure Wahlberg isn’t remembered as the movie star who just beat the shit out of Vietnamese immigrants, he’s also the guy who dropped n-bombs and threw rocks at fourth grade black girls going to... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Is a Triple Threat

January 20, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure the age when you realize your mom’s work trip was riding some dude’s dick on the beach not your dad’s. When mom jets back in time to bring orange wedges to AYSO, all is forgiven. Heidi... READ MORE

Amber Rose Thong Stamp

January 20, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose knows the best revenge is showing her cheating ex what he’s missing. An attention starved shaved head fat injected Jeff Koons statue. Mmm, baby, please come back. All these revealing self-promotional photos are certain to help in... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Has Standards

January 20, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp chose a press junket to declare that actors who use their celebrity to make musical appearances make him sick. Odd mostly because Johnny Deep is an actor who uses his celebrity to make musical appearances. Or maybe... READ MORE

Belichick Ball Handling Questioned

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After kicking the living shit out of the Indianapolis Colts, the New England Patriots are being investigated by the NFL for allegedly deflating some of their footballs during the game. A ball with less air pressure is theoretically easier... READ MORE

John Travolta Does Damage Control

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta threw his kids under the bus when asked why he was cruising for sweaty man cock in the gym at 3 a.m. “I’m a father. They still want me to play with them at a level of a... READ MORE

Golden Tate Clears Things Up

January 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Detroit Lions receiver Golden Tate issued a statement explaining how he didn’t pork Russell Wilson’s wife, as is widely rumored. I’m not sure this was still on anyone’s mind so Tate’s insistence in the face of dead silence could... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Puddle Jumping

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus posted a photo of herself masturbating or just lifted an image from a random 70’s porno or pantyhose billboard and called it her own. She captioned it with: “A masturbate a day keeps the doctor away.” There’s something... READ MORE

Rap Might Be Broken (VIDEO)

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A bunch of rappers got into a serious brawl backstage at a concert promoting non-violence. Greasy R&B drone August Alsina was talking shit to Loose Cannon Slim during the show which benefited the Put Down The Pistol charity. True to their... READ MORE