Eddie Murphy Was Harassed By Crossdressers

Eddie Murphy and his model girlfriend Paige Butcher were hanging out in Los Angeles yesterday, when they were greeted by two crossdressers who were trying to give them roses, and it's funny because Eddie was once caught with a transvestite prostitute in his car one... read more

The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

Ben Affleck's and Justin Timberlake's new "one for them" movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed... read more

Kate Moss To Pose For Playboy

Big scoop this week with the announcement that Kate Moss will appear in Playboy. And, by big scoop, I mean that Kate Moss has been naked many many times in magazines, nobody really cares about Kate Moss, and Playboy can't get any celebrities people really want to see... read more

Antoine Dodson Is Cured, Makes a Baby in a Woman

Remember Antoine Dodson? He was the rather fay gentleman who rocketed to YouTube fame for giving a bizarre interview on the news after his sister was almost raped. The interview was then turned into the surprisingly popular Bed Intruder Song. Yeah, that guy who's sister... read more

Victoria's Secret Angels At The Lourve

Ask people who've been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they're all lying. Now,... read more

The Kardashian Kristmas Special Is Here

What with Khloe being sad, the Jenner girls not yet knocked up, Kris Jenner losing her TV show, the Kardashians decided to turn ill-fate on its head and go ahead and film a Christmas Special in the middle of September. They didn't have to, but being that they have a... read more

Fantasia Twerks In A Bikini

It took me a while to remember who Fantasia is. Or was. I'm hoping someday soon I can forget what twerking is. I've got no problem with a woman shaking her ass in the air. If we called it 'woman shaking her ass in the air', I'd vote for it to go on forever. But I can't... read more

Insane Clown Posse Sued For The Gift Of Dildo

The pretend horrible but really actually horrible "band" The Insane Clown Posse is being suedby their former publicist for wrongful termination, sexual harassment, and being given a dildo as a gift. Andrea Pelligrini worked as a publicist for ICP's Psychopathic Records... read more

Should the Emmy's Honor Dead Cory Monteith?

Turns out, Cory Monteith is still dead from his heroin overdose in a Canadian hotel room back in July. With the Emmy Awards desperate for anyone under the age of in-home-nursing-care to watch their show, they decided to add Cory Monteith to the special dead actor... read more

Mariluz Bermúdez In Lingerie

Somebody sent me these photos of a Mexican actress half naked on a bed. It was a nice present I suppose. If you'd sent me an Amazon gift card I would just used it to try and buy photos of a Mexican actress half naked on a bed, so this saved me some time. Her name is... read more

Futbol Will Never Be Football

I don't need to get into the details of the sports and why American Football is far more aggressive, bold, and masculine than soccer. Let's just look at Gareth Bale. He's the new highest paid British soccer player in the world, well over a hundred million dollars, and he... read more

Jessa Duggar Given Permission to Side Hug Her Boyfriend

Jim Bob and Michelle have 19 kids and no relevant source of income outside of their evil-box TV money other than 'undefined real estate earnings'. God told them to manufacture babies until they were spent shells, and now onto the next generation of who knows how many... read more

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