Sharon Stone is coming clean about the brain bleed that caused her to lose all her senses and get brand new tits just to restore her speech. Her harrowing medical experience whose medical charts were subsequently shredded and burned... READ MORE

Lovable scamp and scabies distributor Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her eating a banana that is supposed to show how she sucks a dick. It’s the kind of thing that should be shown to boys in sex-ed if you... READ MORE

Tyga flew Kylie Jenner to an out of the way spot in Mexico where the views on interracial sodomy atop the St. Guadalupe shrine in the public square are extremely liberal with the right amount of pesos. It’s a... READ MORE

After no Google alerts on her own name for a week, Sarah Silverman found the lowest cut dress she could find and showed up to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event enticing drunk Turkish men to assault her in... READ MORE

Christine Ouzounian posted a photo of herself with a new Lexus, the knee jerk reaction being that Ben Affleck bought her the car to keep quiet or make him look super badass or both. I find this line of... READ MORE

Lamar Odom made a pretty good case that the reports he ambushed Khloe Kardashian at her gym were total bullshit orchestrated by Khloe and her gang of muted ass displayers. Odom is apparently one of the few people still... READ MORE

Rick Ross has come full circle in life, from a prison guard to a guy pretending to be a criminal to an actual criminal out on bail for pistol whipping his gardener and eventually to a dude getting liver... READ MORE

Ariel Winter had breast reduction surgery because she could no longer stand bloggers pointing out her massive young teen tits. For that, I am sorry. Not the leering, I mean the part where she used that motivation to shrink her... READ MORE

Bic is in trouble with the ladies because they created an empowering ad for National Women’s Day in South Africa without fully vetting their copy through seventeen feedback loops of women’s studies majors at major liberal arts colleges. I’m normally... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway may be the least sexy woman who would never sleep with me. Think about that for a moment and how sadly it reflects on the both of us. Behold the unsexy. (Popoholic) Emma Frain shows off her... READ MORE