naturally, Lindsay is skipping her Barbara Walters interview

By brendon November 09, 2012 @ 4:08 PM

hitler_feeding_baby_deer

To recap: Lindsay Lohan was banned from Chateau Marmont back in August because she owed them $46,000. She claimed the producers of her not-at-all anticipated ‘Liz and Dick’ movie were supposed to pay it, which was a lie, but they did agree to cover the bill if Lindsay would do an interview with Barbara Walters to promote the movie.

The interview was supposed to air next Friday, a week before the movie premiers on November 25th. This was all set up a month ago. All Lindsay has to do now is follow through on her word. Which can only mean one thing….

“She’s not doing the interview,” a source at Lifetime Television told the Daily News, referring follow-up questions to ABC News and Lohan’s new publicist at Rogers & Cowan.
The deal fell apart when producers made it clear Walters planned to ask about Lohan’s tumultuous personal life.

That’s really surprising, because the interesting thing about Lindsay is her basic cable movie, not her 7 year crime spree. That picture of Hitler feeding baby deer represents the kind of interview Lindsay wants. She wants someone to say, “hey Hitler, I hear you like feeding baby deer, that’s really interesting. I have no question.”

BARBARA WALTERS IS A F-ING LIAR

By brendon January 09, 2007 @ 10:01 AM

Rosie O'Donnell got into a shouting match yesterday with Barbara Walters – the executive producer of "the View" who hired O'Donnell for the show – fueled by O’Donnell's public war of words with Donald Trump.  Trump has said that Walters told him privately that she regrets hiring O'Donnell and wants to fire her.  The New York Post says:

The fight started around 8:30 a.m. when Walters, back from a two-week vacation, walked into the hair and makeup room at ABC studios and tried to hug O'Donnell … O’Donnell recoiled from Walters and yelled, "You kept me in the newspapers this whole time!"  Both "View" producer Bill Geddie and Walters tried to calm O'Donnell. Walters told her, "I did everything I could to squash the story" – prompting Rosie to scream,  "You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television!" … Geddie jumped in and told her, "You've crossed the line." O'Donnell retorted, "Cameras are now outside of my house where my wife and kids are." She turned to Walters and said, "You went all around this and never called [Trump] a liar. You never said, 'Donald is lying.' You never called him a liar."   When Walters tried to defend herself, O'Donnell erupted, "Are you looking me in the face and denying you didn't tell him you didn't say this? You're a [bleeping] liar."

Aww, it's so cute when girls try to do stuff.  You would think they'd stick to things they're good at – like foxy boxing, jump rope or witchcraft – but sometimes they get all starry eyed and try to get jobs (*giggle* "look at me!  I'm a girl doctor!") but it always ends up in shouting matches over a boy.  Or tampons.  Everyone agrees that the best way to gauge a woman's worth is by looks, so I think the fault here should be split between Rosie and Barbara, because neither one is very pretty.  I also saw this study where they proved that flat chested girls steal.   I think it was at Harvard.