Bar Refaeli, though technically not a doctor, was also at amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night at Cannes, and unlike Kanye, she actually made a difference. Wearing a tight dress may or may not heal anyone, but it should at least give those sick ugly bastards a reason to live again.
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MEL GIBSON - was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post)
LARS VON TRIER - won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly referring to himself as a Nazi in a press conference yesterday. At least they better hope he was joking, or else he’ll come back and burn that place to the ground. In Paris, a vichy panel of festival judges has already formed and sent word that they’ll work with him. (hollywood reporter)
SHAUNA SAND - was arrested for domestic violence last night after a fight with her husband. He told her he wanted a divorce, and she sprayed him in the eyes with mace. I wonder if that helped. (tmz)
POPPY MONTGOMERY - showed off her hot ass last night at the CBS upfronts in New York to promote ‘the Rememberer’. And yes, it really is called ‘the Rememberer’. Because the best way to build buzz for a TV show is to have an unpronounceable, gibberish title. (getty and splash news)
Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he’s at Cannes to promote “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, but this would also do a good job promoting some sort of state-run selective infanticide program.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two.
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Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week, and it’s important to remember that Cannes is the worlds most prestigious film festival, but also a town that’s open to the public. The US is on friendly terms with France, so you can just go there if you want. So just because she’s near the film festival doesn’t mean anyone invited her to do … whatever it is she does. If Hollywood was a gang bang porno, Paris Hilton would be the guy in the corner frantically rubbing his balls, desperate to get enough momentum going so he can get in on the action. Alas…
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