Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he’s at Cannes to promote “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, but this would also do a good job promoting some sort of state-run selective infanticide program.
(image source = wenn)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two.
(image source = getty and wenn)
Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week, and it’s important to remember that Cannes is the worlds most prestigious film festival, but also a town that’s open to the public. The US is on friendly terms with France, so you can just go there if you want. So just because she’s near the film festival doesn’t mean anyone invited her to do … whatever it is she does. If Hollywood was a gang bang porno, Paris Hilton would be the guy in the corner frantically rubbing his balls, desperate to get enough momentum going so he can get in on the action. Alas…
(image source = splash)
