Paris Hilton has taken Cannes by storm

May 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So, Paris Hilton went to Cannes, and she spun and twirled and posed on the sidewalk while some twink yelled her name so everyone would look at them as he pretended to be a photographer, even though it looks... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman pee’d on Zac Efrons face and chest

May 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nicole Kidman plays a white trash slut so well in ‘the Paperboy’ that they might as well have called it ‘the Dina Lohan Story’, especially since they’ll both be remembered for the awful thing that came out of their... READ MORE

Kelly Brook wore a see though swimsuit

May 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Another good idea would be to take pictures of Kelly in a bikini made of cling wrap, or my semen, or to just cover my ears and babble really loudly while Kelly insists I never gave her a bikini... READ MORE

Kelly Brook has been busy at Cannes

May 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook really made the most of her time in Cannes yesterday. She started with the photo shoot in the phone booth (there are finally more pictures from that), then got on a boat in the same outfit, then... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez is in Cannes, a bikini

May 23, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

There’s always bikini pictures during the Cannes Film Festival, because all the cool Hollywood people try to stay at the Hotel du Cap (or as Brett Ratner called it, “the Hotel du Crap”. LOL! Oh Brett, is there no... READ MORE

can you even tell who this is?

May 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This very famous actress arrived at the airport in Nice today on her way to the Cannes Film Festival, but who is it? Is it the ghost of Shelly Long? Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I’ll give you a... READ MORE

Kelly Brook is hogging the phone booth

May 23, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Physically perfect Kelly Brook was in Cannes today, wearing a bikini in a phone booth, because she’s one of the red hot local girls just waiting for your call. So why not give it a try, have fun and... READ MORE

Hao Lei has big things in front of her

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chinese actress Hao Lei is in Cannes to help promote her new movie ‘Mystery’, and I’ve never heard of her until now but it turns out she’s everything I’ve been searching for. That’s just how love works, it’s full... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

May 17, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

May 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator’, and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher,... READ MORE



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