Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’re worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling your online behavior to marketing agencies.


Chad Kroeger Finally Sued Over His Voice And Shit Around The Web

December 11, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Chad “Fucking Nickleback” Kroeger is being sued by his insurance company after taking out a claim on his vocal chords for 13 million dollars after throat surgery. The insurance company claims it was a preexisting condition. Yeah, it’s called his vocal chords always having produced a sound like a cat being raped. Nickleback is the […]


Nickleback Gets Dumped And Shit Around The Web

September 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Canadian skateboard enthusiast and singer Avril Lavigne has split with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I guess she came to the conclusion we all know: nothing that has ever happened is as terrible as Nickleback. Read more about Canadian heartbreak. (TMZ) Hannah May Rose takes off her clothes outside. (Egotastic All-Stars) These are the hottest NFL […]


Nickleback Hates On Beiber And Shit Around The Web

February 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There’s obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough to be raped of its oil deposits. Read all about Chad’s feelings towards Justin. (TMZ) Hot […]


Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Finally Released Their Duet (VIDEO)

October 16, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

It was only a matter of time before Avril Lavigne and her husband and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger fulfilled their threat to release a duet, and yesterday was the big day with the unveiling of their new music video for “Let Me Go.” The easiest way to describe this video without using terms like […]


Avril Lavigne Might Be Pregnant With A Nickelbaby

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger and his wife Avril Lavigne attended something called the Huading Awards in China on Monday, and I’m guessing the event honors outstanding achievement in making people physically ill any time they hear a specific music artist’s songs. But the big news for rock’s latest couple of the apocalypse is that Avril might […]


Avril Lavigne Marries Chad Kroeger on a Boat in France

July 10, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s some arcane Canadian law that requires Avril Lavigne to marry only other Canadian singers I can’t fucking stand. I think she gets a tax break or free smokes or something. She went with Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. I was rooting for K.D. Lang. At least going lesbian would’ve made her interesting. When I think about […]


Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Twinsies

May 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 2013 Billboard Music Awards took place last night in Las Vegas, as Taylor Swift won a whopping eight awards to lead the stars in attendance. Justin Bieber performed twice and won three awards, and even Madonna stopped trying to conquer Castle Grayskull for one night so she could accept three awards as well, because […]


Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Perfect

May 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of “Punk’d” was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this unholy union, Avril is more excited than ever. The totally legit punk rocker told Access Hollywood […]


Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast. This is the exact opposite of that but with music. Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger’s relationship has been so […]