Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you're worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling... READ MORE

Chad Kroeger Finally Sued Over His Voice And Shit Around The Web

December 11, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Chad “Fucking Nickleback” Kroeger is being sued by his insurance company after taking out a claim on his vocal chords for 13 million dollars after throat surgery. The insurance company claims it was a preexisting condition. Yeah, it’s called... READ MORE

Nickleback Gets Dumped And Shit Around The Web

September 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Canadian skateboard enthusiast and singer Avril Lavigne has split with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I guess she came to the conclusion we all know: nothing that has ever happened is as terrible as Nickleback. Read more about Canadian heartbreak.... READ MORE

Nickleback Hates On Beiber And Shit Around The Web

February 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There’s obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Finally Released Their Duet (VIDEO)

October 16, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

It was only a matter of time before Avril Lavigne and her husband and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger fulfilled their threat to release a duet, and yesterday was the big day with the unveiling of their new music... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Might Be Pregnant With A Nickelbaby

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger and his wife Avril Lavigne attended something called the Huading Awards in China on Monday, and I’m guessing the event honors outstanding achievement in making people physically ill any time they hear a specific music artist’s... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Marries Chad Kroeger on a Boat in France

July 10, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s some arcane Canadian law that requires Avril Lavigne to marry only other Canadian singers I can’t fucking stand. I think she gets a tax break or free smokes or something. She went with Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. I was... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Twinsies

May 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 2013 Billboard Music Awards took place last night in Las Vegas, as Taylor Swift won a whopping eight awards to lead the stars in attendance. Justin Bieber performed twice and won three awards, and even Madonna stopped trying... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Perfect

May 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of “Punk’d” was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast. This is the exact opposite... READ MORE