Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested a judge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking... read more

Charlie Sheen Ever the Romantic

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America's sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won't go away. Sheen's legal team insists that Rossi signed a... read more

Charlie Sheen Arthritic Goat's Milk Cure Not Working as Planned (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen may have contracted the HIV virus in the conventional manner, but his attempts to rid himself of the deadly STD and return to a baseline of coronary disease and cocaine induced M.S. are anything but standard. Sheen has made various unfounded claims about... read more

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Burt Reynolds Says Charlie Sheen Deserved The AIDS

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as he was teed up to say something sympathetic to a daytime... read more

Charlie Sheen Sued For Abortioning And Shit Around The Web

Former cum dumpster porn star Brett Rossi is suing Charlie Sheen alleging that he forced her to have an abortion rather than have a "retarded baby" because of Sheen's HIV status. I don't know if these two genius know that developmental disorders aren't caused by HIV but... read more

Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before... read more

When the Least Sympathetic Guy Gets the Most Sympathetic Disease

After decades of massively funded public relations campaigns, HIV and The AIDS are the world's most sympathetic communicable disease. Getting The AIDS is socially akin to running into a burning house to save a child. Only, you're running into that house naked and that... read more

Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool  then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was... read more

Scottine Sheen Burns Photos Of Charlie Sheen (VIDEO)

VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen's porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance. It's unclear why a year after her told her to hit... read more

Charlie Sheen Kills Father's Day

Proving all you need is a dick and drugs to make babies, Charlie Sheen is a dad several times over. For the holidays, Sheen likes to get especially tweaked and create reminders to his future father-less offspring of how conflicting it is when dad is deceased but also an... read more

Charlie Sheen Winning Less

Paramedics were called to Charlie Sheen's coke compound at eleven at night because he was suffering from food poisoning. Drink some Gatorade and if you call us back we're writing you a ticket. Whoever called didn't dial 911, but the fire department which doesn't record... read more

John Mayer Sit Down

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It's unclear why he can't go to the store and buy them but... read more