Charlie Sheen Sued For Abortioning And Shit Around The Web

Former cum dumpster porn star Brett Rossi is suing Charlie Sheen alleging that he forced her to have an abortion rather than have a "retarded baby" because of Sheen's HIV status. I don't know if these two genius know that developmental disorders aren't caused by HIV but... read more

Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before... read more

When the Least Sympathetic Guy Gets the Most Sympathetic Disease

After decades of massively funded public relations campaigns, HIV and The AIDS are the world's most sympathetic communicable disease. Getting The AIDS is socially akin to running into a burning house to save a child. Only, you're running into that house naked and that... read more

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Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was... read more

Scottine Sheen Burns Photos Of Charlie Sheen (VIDEO)

VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen's porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance. It's unclear why a year after her told her to hit... read more

Charlie Sheen Kills Father's Day

Proving all you need is a dick and drugs to make babies, Charlie Sheen is a dad several times over. For the holidays,Sheen likes to get especially tweaked and create reminders to his future father-less offspring of how conflicting it is when dad is deceased but also an... read more

Charlie Sheen Winning Less

Paramedics were called to Charlie Sheen's coke compound at eleven at night because he was suffering from food poisoning. Drink some Gatorade and if you call us back we're writing you a ticket. Whoever called didn't dial 911, but the fire department which doesn't record... read more

John Mayer Sit Down

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It's unclear why he can't go to the store and buy them but... read more

Charlie Sheen Follows Politics

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama isfull of shit and acting over confident.God forbid he actually knows what he's talking about and watches a lot of college... read more

Charlie Sheen Making Death Threats Again

Charlie Sheen is apparently unhappy the Two and a Half Men finale dissed him by having a piano fall on creator Chuck Lorre while he yelled "Winning!" because Sheen is super mature and that show was a testament to once in a lifetime comedic genius. Just not this lifetime.... read more

Two And A Half Men Finally Done

The cultural abomination Two and a Half Men is over after twelve painful seasons. Fans of the show had hoped Charlie Sheen would return for the finale and also that they'd be allowed some extra warm milk tonight. Sheen's character had been killed off years ago but the... read more

Charlie Sheen Rescues Brian Williams And Shit Around The Web

Brian Williams is in a shitload of trouble, so naturally who you want defending your name is Charlie Sheen. Charlie called what's happening to Williams a "witch hunt". I wonder why Sheen even cares? Maybe they used to do blow together at the Playboy mansion? Read all... read more