Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was... read more

Scottine Sheen Burns Photos Of Charlie Sheen (VIDEO)

VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen's porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance. It's unclear why a year after her told her to hit... read more

Charlie Sheen Kills Father's Day

Proving all you need is a dick and drugs to make babies, Charlie Sheen is a dad several times over. For the holidays,Sheen likes to get especially tweaked and create reminders to his future father-less offspring of how conflicting it is when dad is deceased but also an... read more

Charlie Sheen Winning Less

Paramedics were called to Charlie Sheen's coke compound at eleven at night because he was suffering from food poisoning. Drink some Gatorade and if you call us back we're writing you a ticket. Whoever called didn't dial 911, but the fire department which doesn't record... read more

John Mayer Sit Down

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It's unclear why he can't go to the store and buy them but... read more

Charlie Sheen Follows Politics

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama isfull of shit and acting over confident.God forbid he actually knows what he's talking about and watches a lot of college... read more

Charlie Sheen Making Death Threats Again

Charlie Sheen is apparently unhappy the Two and a Half Men finale dissed him by having a piano fall on creator Chuck Lorre while he yelled "Winning!" because Sheen is super mature and that show was a testament to once in a lifetime comedic genius. Just not this lifetime.... read more

Two And A Half Men Finally Done

The cultural abomination Two and a Half Men is over after twelve painful seasons. Fans of the show had hoped Charlie Sheen would return for the finale and also that they'd be allowed some extra warm milk tonight. Sheen's character had been killed off years ago but the... read more

Charlie Sheen Rescues Brian Williams And Shit Around The Web

Brian Williams is in a shitload of trouble, so naturally who you want defending your name is Charlie Sheen. Charlie called what's happening to Williams a "witch hunt". I wonder why Sheen even cares? Maybe they used to do blow together at the Playboy mansion? Read all... read more

Charlie Sheen Slams Kim Kardashian, Why Not

Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant while sober people were sleeping about an at best second hand story regardingKim Kardashian. It centered around herreportedly denying a six year old girl an autograph. This is according to his friend C Thomas Howell who nobody knew... read more

Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with... read more

Dumped Charlie Sheen Fiancee Tries to Off Herself! I Don't Know, Maybe

According to reports, the porn star Charlie Sheen dumped before a scheduled marriage this month was rushed to the hospital over the weekend to have her stomach pumped following an overdose. It's unclear what Brett Rossi overdosed on. Leading speculation is either kale... read more