Chris Christie Deemed Fat

May 12, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chris Christie is being chastised for expense accounting a ton of food and drinks for which his office has a budget like every other governor. Christie has spent $300,000 on food and booze during his five years in office, including $85,000 combined between a Giants and Jets game. If you know government or any other big […]


Chris Christie Trouble In Paradise

May 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

David Wildstein, a New Jersey Port Authority bureaucrat, pleaded guilty to involvement in closing lanes on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge to spite political opponents. Wildstein says he will testify under oath that Christie gave the plan the go ahead, most likely while eating a meatball hero not with his mouth. Of course […]


The Downside of Being Harry

May 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It’s not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded Chris Christie on […]


Chris Christie Decides To Stop Being Such A Fat Fuck

May 8, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Christie, the fatty fatty boom batty governor of New Jersey, revealed that he got lap band surgery in February. Christie became a national figure after his speech at the GOP convention in 2012 and then his able handling of the recovery after Hurricane Sandy. But whenever anyone brought up a possible presidential run in […]