Chris Christie Deemed Fat

Chris Christie is being chastised for expense accounting a ton of food and drinks for which his office has a budget like every other governor. Christie has spent $300,000 on food and booze during his five years in office, including $85,000 combined between aGiants and Jets game. If you know government or any other big business, shit doesn't get done without free food and booze. It's right up there with providing...

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Chris Christie Trouble In Paradise

David Wildstein, a New Jersey Port Authority bureaucrat, pleaded guilty to involvement in closing lanes on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge to spite political opponents. Wildstein sayshe will testify under oath that Christie gave the plan the go ahead, most likely while eating a meatball hero not with his mouth. Of course Wildstein is a pedophile who likes to hang outside the Color Me Mine offering...

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The Downside of Being Harry

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It's not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded Chris Christie on the boardwalk touring Sandy damage. Chris Christie cares about hurricane damage in New Jersey a whole lot. He has to. Prince Harry...

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Chris Christie Decides To Stop Being Such A Fat Fuck

Chris Christie, the fatty fatty boom batty governor of New Jersey, revealed that he got lap band surgery in February. Christie became a national figure after his speech at the GOP convention in 2012 and then his able handling of the recovery after Hurricane Sandy. But whenever anyone brought up a possible presidential run in 2016 it was immediately dismissed by pundits mostly because he's fat as fuck. When Teddy...

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