Gwyneth Paltrow has been married to Chris Martin for seven years, but during a press junket for ‘Contagion’ she told the Daily Mail he shouldn’t hold his breath in regards to that whole fidelity thing.
“I am a great romantic…”
Who else is surprised that she started this by paying herself a compliment? I know I sure was.
“…but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist.”
romantic
ro·man·tic (adj.)
- Imaginative but impractical.
- Not based on fact; imaginary or fictitious.
“I also think you can be honest but steal a bunch of shit.”
“Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs. It’s like we’re flawed – we’re human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge.”
“If something is hard, like keeping a promise to your husband in the face of temptation, it’s probably impossible and not worth trying. My whole life has been handed to me by the way. Not sure if those two things are related.”
“That’s their problem but I think that the more I live my life, the more I learn not to judge people for what they do.”
Oh good because I’d really like to punch you in the face one day. C’est la vie, Gwyn!
When you’re a famous actress, if someone like Coldplay has a concert, not only would you get “kick ass” seats, but you wouldn’t even have to pay for them. They’d be a gift from the lead singer, because your friends with people like that. And then after the show, you’d go hang out with the band backstage and just chill with the other famous people. Because that’s how cool you are.
Lindsay Lohan on the other hand has to wait outside. The Sun says…
LINDSAY Lohan has made a handful of crap films, gone off the rails and made a fortune in the process.
In her Green Eyes, they are the perfect qualifications to expect red carpet treatment from Coldplay when they played a sold-out gig in LA on Wednesday night.
But Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, Will Champion and their tour team had other ideas.
They are veterans when it comes to dealing with blaggers and politely told the Mean Girls “star” where to go when she begged for an AAA pass at the UCLA Tennis Centre.
And Lindsay was about as pleased with the knockback as she was with the reviews of that cinematic stinker Herbie: Fully Loaded.
A source said: “When Lindsay was told she wasn’t allowed backstage because her pass didn’t allow it, she threw a complete wobbler.
“She protested to the people running the guest list, hoping they’d change their minds but it was still a firm ‘no’.
“She got even more angry when she found out fellow actress Kate Bosworth was there mingling with Gwyneth Paltrow and the band.
“In the end she got so fed up, she stormed out.”
Hahaha, you suck Lindsay. So this probably means she was lying when she said the tickets were a gift from Chris Martin. Because why would they be? The only reason to ever invite Lindsay anywhere is if you need some stuff stolen as part of an insurance scam.
Kate Bosworth gets forgotten about, but she’s terrific. She’s sexy as hell, while at the same time, if she were any cuter she would technically be a panda in a cowboy hat. Gwyneth Paltrow on the other hand is a mean old bitch who looks like a ghost you would see near a Civil War graveyard.
Keeping these two indisputable facts in mind, it’s no wonder that Paltrows husband is cheating on her with Bosworth. Star magazine says…
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness tells Star. “There was Chris (Martin) totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”
Despite what you may have heard, sex with a pot-bellied big-toothed ghost leaves a lot to be desired. I don’t know if Martin really is cheating on Paltrow, but yes, Martin is 100 percent really cheating on Paltrow. Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he? She’s a damn monster.
(picture source = pacific coast and getty)
"Coldplay" lead singer and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin assaulted a cameraman Monday in New York City, where Paltrow was hospitalized for unknown reasons. Martin threw the man to the ground and tried to steal his camera. All of which is amazing because Chris Martin looks like he would cry if a bee flew past his ear. But apparently not. I haven’t seen brutality like this since the Fight Like A Girl Championships.
UPDATE - now with video after the jump. does the last guy say, "you're supposed to be a fireman"? why is chris martin supposed to be a fireman? and are fireman well known for their patience with paparazzi. i'm so confused.
