did conan screw over george lopez? no.

When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien' to 12:05 (note to nbc: it's not exactly "tonight" at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the honorable thing and asked if Conan was ok with the move. But then it turns out Conan wasn't okay with the move, and Leno just did it anyway because he's a piece of shit. So why would Conan essentially do the...read more

conan is moving to tbs

Ever since the dimwitted inbreds at NBC fired Conan O'Brien and replaced him with lying scumbag Jay Leno, it's been assumed he would eventually move over to Fox and go head-to-head with Leno at 11:30. But Fox is also run by idiots (I hate you), so Conan fans weren't real happy about that either. Luckily... (Conan) is joining TBS to host a late-night show that is expected to debut in November. O'Brien's show will be...read more

jay leno is a lying scumbag

Jay Leno told Joy Behar (wait what) that both he and Conan O'Brien got screwed by NBC, and considering Jay never should have been fired in the first place, he has a good point. Except that he made it backstage at 'the Tonight Show', and he just glosses over why Conan got screwed, so go fuck yourself Jay. NBC took him off 'Tonight' even though he had been in first place for years, because NBC is run by bumbling...read more

morning headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - is one step closer to a deal with Fox, with CEO Rupert Murdoch saying, "If the programming people can show us we can do it and make a profit, we would do it in a flash." Conan is real popular with college students, so maybe one good way to make money would be to have Andy sell weed out behind the studio. (radar) JAMES CAMERON - doesn't think 'Avatar' will win the Oscar for best picture. "I believe it's...read more

afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT - now that he may be single again, Jennifer Aniston wants him to know she'll take him back. But she won't beg. Unless he wants her too, and then she'll crawl across the floor on her hands and knees, groveling and pleading as if her very life depended on it. (star) JAY LENO - told Oprah that he hasn't spoken to Conan since all the Tonight Show drama began. "I haven't talked to him through all this … it didn't...read more

this cost NBC $25,000 per second

While most of the bits about Conan spending millions on new characters in his final days as 'Tonight Show' host were just a joke, one thing that was very real was the tab he was running up by playing famous songs as the intro music for guests. Those songs really do have incredibly high royalty fees and NBC really does have to pay them. First it was the Rolling Stones "Satisfaction" for Adam Sandler, then on Friday......read more

last nights tonight show cost $4.8M

With just two shows left on his run as host of 'the Tonight Show', Conan O'Brien is introducing a few new characters to join beloved favorites like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, PimpBot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear. This new character is a racehorse who rebroadcasts NFL games without the expressed written consent of the commissioner. Hopefully there will be more tonight. Another funny character would be someone in...read more

thursday afternoon headlines

MISCHA BARTON - Is being sued because she can't pay the monthly $7000 rent on her New York apartment. George Clooney is just givin away new buildings, maybe she can get one of those. (huff post) JAY LENO - will officially return as Tonight Show host on March 1. NBC says, "The program will continue to showcase many of the features that made Leno America's late-night leader." Wow. They really know how to hype someone...read more

conan just got paid

Just seven months after he took the job as host of the Tonight Show, Conan O'Brien and NBC agreed early this morning on a buy-out for the remainder of his contract, which will allow NBC to replace Conan with Jay Leno. The New York Times says... The deal is worth a reported $44 million. Network spokeswoman Allison Gollust confirmed the deal early Thursday but did not offer any other details. Earlier, The Wall Street...read more

afternoon headlines

NBC - doesn't mind paying Conan O'Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during his final year as host. It's progressive thinking like this that guided them to a 600M loss this year. That should turn around soon though. In fact just...read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - is close to signing a 40 million dollar settlement with NBC to walk away from the Tonight Show, but as part of the deal he can't insult NBC any more. If he does continue to make fun of them, NBC swears to God it'll tell the teacher and then Conan is gonna be in so much trouble. (wsj) BRITNEY SPEARS - might be crazy again, and her dad is threatening to send her back to a mental ward. Unfortunately his...read more

nbc is run by retards

Last night David Letterman read some quotes from Dick Ebersol, who has been an exec at NBC since the early 70‘s and head of NBC Sports since 1989. He's mostly known as a fuckup who doesn't have any sports in his sports department. Under him NBC lost NASCAR, the NBA, MLB, and just a few months ago lost all college football bowl games until at least 2015. The NFL had been on NBC since 1939, but he lost them in...read more

im with coco

Thousands of fans (even Green Man!) gathered yesterday in New York, Chicago, Seattle and LA for "I'm With Coco" rallies, to show their support for Conan O'Brien and to tell NBC to go fuck itself. E! says... Hundreds of O'Brien fans braved pouring rain outside The Tonight Show set, chanting "Jay Leno sucks!" as a fan dressed as Leno ran around. O'Brien himself appeared on the roof to wave to fans, and his staff passed...read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEGAN FOX - is not engaged to Brian Austin Greene, despite weekend rumors that she was. It was all a misunderstanding. A little torture and he changed his tune just like that. (wonderwall) AVATAR - made another 41 million this weekend, rose to third all time in US box office history ('Titanic' made 600M, 'Dark Knight' 533) and is now an absolute certainty to become the highest grossing movie ever. Another absolute...read more

jay leno is a man of his word

NBC must be some kind of money laundering operation because Jeff Zucker has done nothing but fuck up (graph, graph) since taking over 10 years ago (it's in last place among the 4 networks, ratings have dropped for 8 straight years). Now reports say Zucker has been "nasty, arrogant and threatening" towards Conan, who "has acted like a baby" since NBC announced they were moving Leno back to 11:30. But at least Leno has...read more