Conan Goes To Cuba And Shit Around The Web

Ginger witch Conan O'Brien was in Cuba over the weekend shooting segments for his show. This made many of my old Cuban relatives in Miami vow never to watch his show again. Which isn't really a threat since his show is not in Spanish and comes on after8pm. Read all about comrade Conan's trip down south. (Huffington Post) This chick Anna Faith loves to take sexy selfies. (The Chive) Emmy Rossum shows off her naked tits...

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Jennifer Lawrence And The Display Of Buttplugs

Jennifer Lawrence was visiting Conan O'Brien and told him if she hadn't been an actress, she would've liked to be a hotel maid because she likes to clean and snoop through people's shit. She then told the tale about how recently she was given an assortment of butt plugs "as a joke" and hid them under her hotel bed. When she returned the maid had thoughtfully arranged them in a display on her night table. Ah, the old...

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Conan O'Brien Pusses Out on Muslim Joke

Apologizing for offensive jokes is like taking a dump in the humor sacrament. Everybody is offended by something. That can't possibly be a standard. Conan O'Brien pulled a Tweet about the new Marvel comics superhero, Ms. Marvel, following cries of racism and disparagement of Muslims. Oh, boo fucking hoo. No, it's not a particularly funny joke, if for no other reason than Conan's Twitter writer didn't know that the Ms....

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Ke$ha Writes Songs With Her Tits Now

Whether she's whoring it up with ghosts or writing songs about her vagina with her mom, Ke$ha is never short of hilariously unique and edgy stories to tell reporters and talk show hosts. And, of course, by hilarious and edgy, I mean anything that pops into her brain within seconds after thinking to herself, "Quick, say something retarded so people keep talking about you!" Ke$ha appeared on Conan earlier this week and...

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Conan and Letterman made fun of Leno some more

It's been 20 years since Jay Leno weaseled his way into hosting the Tonight Show, taking the job from David Letterman, and 2 years since he did the exact same thing to Conan O'Brien, which is why Letterman was absolutely delighted to have Conan on his show last night for the first time in 13 years. "I've known Jay a long long time," Letterman said. "We go back to the mid 70s, back in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store....

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'Anchorman 2' will make that little kitty pur

Will Ferrell interrupted Conan O'Brien last night to sooth the crowd with a little jazz flute, give him some much needed advice, and then to announce that Paramount has finally gotten their head out of their ass and agreed to let him do a sequel to ‘Anchorman'. Adam McKay will direct again, Judd Apatow will produce again, and Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and David Koechner are all expected back. Christina Applegate may not...

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Tuesday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - brought in 4.2 million viewers last night for the premiere of his TBS show, easily defeating Leno (3.5 million) and Letterman (3.4 million). And he showed how they plan to keep using old characters like the Masturbating Bear while getting around NBC's intellectual property right claims. When it comes to apex predators wacking off, accept no substitutes. (deadline) SETH ROGEN - says he was so nervous...

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Monday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - will host the premiere of his new TBS show tonight, and he says one thing to look for on the new show is him forgiving Andy Richter: "Because you know it was him that f—ed up. I was doing fine before he came back." I also heard that Richter was the Beltway Sniper. (tbs, ew) LILY ALLEN - suffered a miscarriage last week, and over the weekend she was hospitalized with a blood disease called septicemia,...

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Wednesday headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - has named his new show. He should have just called it 'the Tonight Show'. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there's an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking. (huff post) HEIDI MONTAGS SEX TAPE - is not being released, and all negotiations to sell it to Vivid...read more

conan was nominated for an emmy. jay leno however...

As everyone knows, NBC fired Conan O'Brien as host of the Tonight Show after just a few months and then gave the job back to Jay Leno. Essentially NBC pissed away 200 million dollars while making Leno look like an asshole, and then re-hired him. His ratings have dropped every week since his return, and 3 weeks ago his ratings actually fell below Conans at a comparable point (more). The audience has now dropped from 5...

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leno has lower ratings than conan did

When NBC fired Conan O'Brien, they said his numbers sucked and Letterman was beating him and they were losing money. So they replaced him with Jay Leno. The bad news is that Leno gets even lower numbers than Conan did. The badder news is that Lenos comeback numbers have dropped and now he doesn't beat Letterman either. So if NBC's plan was to piss away 200 million dollars on a complete clusterfuck, mission...

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NBC really loves lying about Conan

Eight years ago, NBC posted a profit of 1.8 billion dollars, but since then it's been run by bumbling retards who would be required to wear water wings and a football helmet at all time in most states, so this year they will lose over 600 million dollars (source). As you can tell, they're not very good with numbers. But if you needed more proof of that… NBC is pissed at Conan O'Brien and claims he lied during his "60...

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friday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - has a big interview on '60 Minutes' this weekend, and one surprise is that he doesn't feel NBC screwed him over. He says things just didn't work out. Another surprise is when Steve Kroft shows pictures of Conan buying yellow cake uranium. Let's see that drunk mick weasel his way out of this one. (full quotes) BATMAN 3 - doesn't have a name or a script or a cast, but it reportedly has a release date:...

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david letterman is candid

David Letterman made a very rare appearance today on a talk show other than his own when he went on 'Live with Regis and Kelly' this morning. As you might guess, he was typically self effacing and candid, even mentioning the affairs he had with several women who worked on his show. The Huffington Post says... "How's everything at home?" Philbin asked, to which Letterman replied, deadpan, "I don't know if people know...

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sandra bullock is breaking her silence. in november.

Someone close to Conan O'Brien told me the other day that Tom Hanks has already been asked to be the first guest on Conans TBS show, but he's a damn scrub compared to who will be on George Lopez one hour later. Deadline Hollywood says... Conan O'Brien and George Lopez are expected to make a splash in their first week together in November on TBS with a lineup of A-list guests. I've heard that Sandra Bullock, who is...

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