Playboy’s First Trans Playmate Ought to Speed Things Along

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You knew Playboy was going to circle the drain when the last ounce of Hef voodoo left the building. You didn't realize the prodigal millennial son, Cooper Hefner, would flush fast and furiously to expedite the process. 


Cooper Hefner Retroactively Embarrassed Over Trump Cover

August 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not unusual for the sons of inheritance to believe they earnestly earned their professional stature. The alternative theory is too demeaning to consider. Though more ambitious men will intentionally not follow in their successful father's footsteps to avoid... READ MORE

Scarlett Byrne Nude Model Feminist

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Scarlett Byrne will be appearing in the upcoming issue of Playboy, which will correct Hugh Hefner's idiot son's short lived idea to have all the models pose in clothing from Target. Byrne has done some of the Harry Potter... READ MORE

Playboy Bringing Back the Tits

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here's how the free market works better than millions of baristas and NBC executives hysterically sharing fake news stories on social media. Playboy pulled tits from their magazine, people who were still buying the magazine stopped buying it, they... READ MORE

Hugh Hefner’s Son Disses Holly Madison

June 29, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hugh Hefner’s ex fake girlfriend and reality show whore Holly Madison wrote a superbly uninteresting tell all book about life in the Playboy Mansion and is now spilling the mundane beans to any shitty tabloid who will listen. Some... READ MORE


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