Danica Patrick Limbers Up

Danica Patrick has been posting a ton of bikini pics on Instagram instead of practicing her driving. She is widely considered the worst driver on the NASCAR circuit and by far the most fuckable, although that honor would go to whatever token female corporate wants to... read more

Danica Patrick Looks Manly

Danica Patrick posted a bunch of photos of herself working out with some awesome Max Headroom style effects. It's a tough gig being granted a job as part of a company's transparent public relations stunt solely because you're an enormously under qualified attractive... read more

Danica Patrick Revved Up (VIDEO)

Danica Patrickwas caught on camera giving it to fellow driver Denny Hamlin, who hit her car and caused her to spin off the track at Daytona. The stale exchange reeked of realitytelevision and had all the sincerity of a late wedding invitation. This is typically the case... read more

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Danica Patrick Deserves a Checkered Flag

Richard Petty stoked the flames of NASCAR gender bias when he said that the only way Danica Patrick could win a NASCAR car race is if every other driver stayed home. An ouchie comedic clam from the King of stock car racing. Petty defended his comment by stating that it... read more