Danica Patrick Limbers Up

Danica Patrick has been posting a ton of bikini pics on Instagram instead of practicing her driving. She is widely considered the worst driver on the NASCAR circuit and by far the most fuckable, although that honor would go to whatever token female corporate wants to stunt cast. For example, if Paris Hilton was a race car driver she'd be the hottest one. And she's disgusting. Patrick is curiously one of the highest...read more

Danica Patrick Looks Manly

Danica Patrick posted a bunch of photos of herself working out with some awesome Max Headroom style effects. It's a tough gig being granted a job as part of a company's transparent public relations stunt solely because you're an enormously under qualified attractive woman and then constantly granting interviews where you claim you just want to be one of the guys while doing as many nude photo shoots as possible in...read more

Danica Patrick Revved Up (VIDEO)

Danica Patrickwas caught on camera giving it to fellow driver Denny Hamlin, who hit her car and caused her to spin off the track at Daytona. The stale exchange reeked of realitytelevision and had all the sincerity of a late wedding invitation. This is typically the case when two supposedly angry people have a back and forth conversation in front of a dozen cameras without dropping any F bombs. Patrick apparently wants...read more

Danica Patrick Deserves a Checkered Flag

Richard Petty stoked the flames of NASCAR gender bias when he said that the only way Danica Patrick could win a NASCAR car race is if every other driver stayed home. An ouchie comedic clam from the King of stock car racing. Petty defended his comment by stating that it had nothing to do with Danica being a woman so much as the fact that she drives like a woman. Also, she's never won anything in NASCAR, so he has track...read more