Aaron Rodgers Checking Out Danica Patrick’s Pipes

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Aaron Rodgers dumping Olivia Munn to date Danica Patrick sounds dumb every time anyone is forced to say the sentence aloud. Of course Rodgers decided to distance himself from Olivia to focus on football but look where that has got him. Just another Packer trying to pick up the pieces in the offseason while picking […]

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Danica Patrick Dumped Her Man

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Patrick ended her five-year relationship with Ricky Stenhouse Jr. the same way sponsors ended their relationship with her. She had to find someone to take her frustration out on.

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Danica Patrick Done Racing Forever

November 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a woman behind the wheel crashes and cries it sounds like the precedent to a divorce. But this time it was Danica Patrick and she’s officially calling it quits with the tarmac in 2018 after the Indy 500.

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Jennifer Lawrence Braless in Venice and Shit Around the Web

September 7, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Crossfit babes work it out, Danica Patrick does yoga, and more!

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Danica Patrick Limbers Up

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Danica Patrick has been posting a ton of bikini pics on Instagram instead of practicing her driving. She is widely considered the worst driver on the NASCAR circuit and by far the most fuckable, although that honor would go to whatever token female corporate wants to stunt cast. For example, if Paris Hilton was a […]

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Danica Patrick Looks Manly

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Danica Patrick posted a bunch of photos of herself working out with some awesome Max Headroom style effects. It’s a tough gig being granted a job as part of a company’s transparent public relations stunt solely because you’re an enormously under qualified attractive woman and then constantly granting interviews where you claim you just want […]

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Danica Patrick Revved Up (VIDEO)

February 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Danica Patrick was caught on camera giving it to fellow driver Denny Hamlin, who hit her car and caused her to spin off the track at Daytona. The stale exchange reeked of reality television and had all the sincerity of a late wedding invitation. This is typically the case when two supposedly angry people have a back […]

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Danica Patrick Deserves a Checkered Flag

February 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Richard Petty stoked the flames of NASCAR gender bias when he said that the only way Danica Patrick could win a NASCAR car race is if every other driver stayed home. An ouchie comedic clam from the King of stock car racing. Petty defended his comment by stating that it had nothing to do with […]

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