Jada Pinkett-Smith Super Annoying, But Right This Time

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jada Pinkett Smith can’t help but sound super irritating. She speaks like a college freshman lesbian who suddenly uncovered racism in America. Only part of that description is accurate. 

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Sarah Paulson Kissed Amanda Peet Then Meryl Streep Did An Anti-Trump Monologue, Your 2017 Golden Globe Awards

January 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last awards season Hollywood forgot to honor black people by accident and they felt super guilty about not honoring their mile wide and inch deep commitment to diversity. So they invited Idris Elba and Will.i.am into the Academy and promised never again.

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E! News Flashes ‘Fun Fact’ About Michael J Fox’s Parkinson’s

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

E! channel is simply a horrible horrible place. If Al Qaeda takes out E!, Obama should sharply warn them they get a pass this time, just don’t touch ESPN or NFL Network or we will drone strike a missile that navigates up your ass and explodes on the cock of the jihadi you’re blowing on […]

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