Emma Stone’s White Apology; Christian Bale Hails Satan

January 9, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t think I’m the only person that believes Emma Stone wouldn’t have apologized for “whitewashing” that Aloha film if it wasn’t a total flop. It’s looking like Hawaiians pretty much hate anything involving them that they weren’t consulted... READ MORE

Jada Pinkett-Smith Super Annoying, But Right This Time

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jada Pinkett Smith can't help but sound super irritating. She speaks like a college freshman lesbian who suddenly uncovered racism in America. Only part of that description is accurate. 

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Sarah Paulson Kissed Amanda Peet Then Meryl Streep Did An Anti-Trump Monologue, Your 2017 Golden Globe Awards

January 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last awards season Hollywood forgot to honor black people by accident and they felt super guilty about not honoring their mile wide and inch deep commitment to diversity. So they invited Idris Elba and Will.i.am into the Academy and... READ MORE

E! News Flashes ‘Fun Fact’ About Michael J Fox’s Parkinson’s

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

E! channel is simply a horrible horrible place. If Al Qaeda takes out E!, Obama should sharply warn them they get a pass this time, just don’t touch ESPN or NFL Network or we will drone strike a missile... READ MORE

ratings were way down

January 13, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Shocking news out of Hollywood this afternoon, namely that the ratings for last nights Golden Globe Awards hit an all time low.  Looks like some high-class hookers are gonna get punched out tonight, even more so than normal.  THR... READ MORE

THE BEST GOLDEN GLOBES EVER

January 14, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was the best Golden Globes ever.  Short and to the point.  No pretentious acceptance speeches with actors pretending to charmingly fumble through rehearsed lines and thanking people no one has ever heard of.  You idiots realize this... READ MORE