i dont feel so good

March 10, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The hobbits from that ‘Little People, Big World’ show on TLC are in Hawaii today, perhaps to check on their hidden pots of gold. If anyone there is reading this you should follow them. Or just kidnap them and... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

February 26, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For the past 10 years Kirstie Alley has been in a contest with Mad Cow Disease to see who could put away the most cattle. Because of this, her weight has fluctuated wildly, from 400 pounds all the way... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

February 13, 2010 | naked | editor| 0 Comments

Due to a weak gag reflex, I tried to ignore the rumor that naked pictures of Snooki were on their way. Oh, but look. Here’s one. The first of many apparently. Someone even set up a website to leak... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

January 19, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Monique won the Best Supporting Actress Golden Globe last night for her breakthrough work in the film “Precious,” but they didn’t have any pictures of that. Instead, look. It’s the only known pictures of Bigfoot in a dress. Those... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

December 28, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna spent the Christmas holidays back home in Barbados, and yesterday she launched her attack on my erection when she went to the beach in this disturbingly small bikini. If her ass was the size of her chest and... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

November 6, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey filmed a video yesterday on the beach in Malibu, and she did it in this very revealing swimsuit for some inexplicable reason. I have no idea what song it’s for. It should be called ‘Hungry For Love’.... READ MORE

i dont feel so good – update

January 19, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s so uncomfortable to see Madonna trying to dress young and sexy, like she is here in this promo shot for “Hard Candy”, according to today’s Daily Mail.  It’s an old lady mostly naked except for a bunch of... READ MORE