jamie foxx makes sense for once

By brendon October 13, 2009 @ 4:58 PM

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Whoopi Goldberg, Woody Allen, David Lynch, Alexander Payne, Michael Mann, Tilda Swinton and Harvey Weinstein were just a few of the big Hollywood names defending Roman Polanski after he was taken into custody last month. To recap, Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl in 1977. That’s illegal, as it turns out, so he fled to France where he has lived a life of opulence and luxury ever since.

So is Hollywood filled with drug addicted perverts who condone this sort of thing? Well yes, but Jamie Foxx isn’t one of them.

“If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager — my daughter is 15 — Roman Polanski would be missing … period. It wouldn’t even get to the court case. But, that’s me and I wouldn’t want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out.”

We should do a lot more vigilante justice in this country. It would really keep pedophiles on their toes. The laws should be redone where, if a guy drugs your 13-year-old daughter then nails her in the ass, and then you hunt and eliminate that person, so what? Who cares? As long as you kill the right guy, whats the big deal? Now, if you kill the wrong person or, let’s say, your neighbor for watching TV too loud for example, that would still be illegal. You can’t do that. But the guy who raped your daughter? Game on. He should be ripped apart by horses then sewn back together. And we would do that until the horses got sleepy.

Jamie Foxx is disgusting

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 12:18 PM

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I don’t even wanna think about this so let’s just get to it.  Extra and IMDb say…

Kirstie Alley has a thing for a leading Hollywood man: “I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx — for real,” Alley dished to People magazine. “I’ve always had a bit of thing for him” … Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women. He says, “I do like them thick (big)… (and) she is thick.”

Unless I could come back from the dead like Jesus I wouldn’t F this tub of shit even on a dare because I would very definitely kill myself from the shame afterwards. Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime because the very first place I checked (fame images) had pictures of her going to a restaurant. Although in this picture it appears she’s been locked out, no doubt justifiably. They also had pictures of her in her private zoo.

Kirstie has a variety of pets ranging from dogs, lemurs, and even sugar gliders.

I don’t know what the hell a sugar glider is but we both know Kirstie thought that was some kind of cookie when she ordered it. And she ate the first 15 just to make sure. Also I don’t think it’s called a “zoo” when someone this fat has one. I think it’s just called “the pantry”.

JAMIE FOXX IS A JACKASS

By brendon December 20, 2006 @ 9:28 AM

My new hero DJ Samantha Ronson was working a pre-Grammy party in Vegas on Thursday, sponsored by Red Bull and People Magazine and hosted by pretentious idiot Jamie Foxx (real name Eric Morlon Bishop).  And while Ronson has nothing but nice things to say on her myspace blog about performances that night by Fergie and Josh Kelly, shes not as kind to Foxx:

jamie foxx kinda mc'd the event… which to be honest was really annoying- he's funny for about 3 minutes- then it's just self indulgent look at me shit…. i was on break during the shows but his annoying entourage kept telling me to play lame songs for him to joke around to- that was not the first time. he is notorious for hijacking the microphone and then harrassing the dj- it's all planned out too which is even worse- his little butt boy comes up to me and says to play certain songs- jamie foxx will then feign modesty and then sing his part of gold digger- it's annoying.

God only knows what Foxx is so proud of himself for.  He barely even looks human.  He looks like a damn marionette.  Combine that with being a total jackass and I'd rather go hit on girls with that prisoner who threw his cum on Agent Starling.