Jamie Foxx Stops the Games

By Matt March 19, 2015 @ 8:08 AM

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If your buddy ever tells you he sucked a dick that one time in college he’s either a liar or bad at it. People rarely change. Dudes buy Harleys because there’s a chick out there with a go to fetish who’s going to hate herself in the morning. That’s why if you were married to a gay guy for a contractually obligated period of years in an effort to hoodwink the public that’s pretty much the camp you’re boxed into. Jamie Foxx has heard more gay rumors than your average single diminutive flamboyant male R&B singer or at least right about on par. You may not read the black gossip press, but if you do, type ‘Jamie Foxx gay’ into their search bar and watch two-thirds of every article they’ve posted over the past decade come up. It shouldn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. But it exists. Enter Katie Holmes, Hollywood’s most famous beard. She and Foxx are apparently enjoying a sparky romance according to their publicists. I’ll believe that when I see a video of the two of them banging raw dog without the cameras on. I’d watch. But just for science. And to respond expertly on those gossip sites.

Photo Credit: Twitter 

Jamie Foxx Porking Katie Holmes And Shit Around The Web

By Jack March 18, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Rumors are flying that Jamie Foxx has been slipping it to Katie Holmes. It makes sense. Short and troubled might just be her type. Foxx has an Oscar so he probably gets the ass. I think that’s Hollywood law.

Read all about their boring love affair. (Huffington Post)

Go on and give your undies a tug, you tease. (The Chive)

Kylie Jenner is dumb as shit but I would still tap that. (TMZ)

Heather Carr shows off her naked, sandy butt for your viewing pleasure. (Drunken Stepfather)

Tatiana Eriksen uses her bare titties to sell pricey water. (Egotastic)

Charlotte McKinney’s got some big ‘ol guns, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)

That Marky Mark gets to fuck Rhea Durham is reason number 1345 why I hate him. (Popoholic)

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

By Travis February 24, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the weekend at the Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Most notably, Jamie Foxx was there to remind everyone that he once won an Oscar, and probably to hit on Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Kate Bock, Lily Aldridge and the many other models, because he’s simply a man with a penis and needs. But then Richard Sherman showed up, and everyone probably held their purses a little tighter and quietly tried to dial 911 on their phones through their pockets, all while he rescued a kitten from a tree and helped build a house for a homeless family while teaching them all how to read.

Photo Credits: JLN Photography/WENN.com

Jamie Foxx: ‘Black people are the most talented people in the world’

By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 3:46 PM







It would be a lot easier to call Jamie Foxx a jackass if he weren’t so god damn good in ‘Djangio Unchained’, but Jamie Foxx is a jackass anyway for what he said at the NAACP Awards.

As he accepted the Entertainer of the Year Award, he praised other luminaries such as Harry Belafonte and Sidney Poitier, saying that he was humbled by the amazing people he shared the stage with.
‘Black people are the most talented people in the world. I, it’s, I can’t explain it,’ Foxx said. ‘You can’t sit in this room and not watch Gladys Knight sing and go like, “Golly, what in the world?”’

Keep in mind that making this about race was Jamie’s idea, not mine, but yeah, “talent”. That must be why all the African countries and black neighborhoods are such fantastic utopias. Lagos, the second biggest city in Africa, is totally the same as Berlin and Seoul and London. They even hope to have a train one day. Imagine that! It’s the world of tomorrow, today! Well, I mean, actually it’s still tomorrow because they don’t have one yet but you get the idea.

“Olympus Has Fallen” has a cool trailer

By brendon January 22, 2013 @ 5:02 PM

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ has Gerard Butler grumbling cliches while saving President Aaron Eckhart and then sorta President Morgan Freeeman.

So now the questions are; which movie will tell the same story in a more exciting way, and if “down” and “fallen” are the code for being attacked, what would they say if the White House were to literally fall down?

(source = quicktime)

Jamie Foxx wants to be the Spider-Man 2 villian

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 3:45 PM

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Jamie Foxx is sort of an asshole, but then again so am I and no even likes me. I’m annoying and that’s without anyone kissing my ass 24 hours a day. But, anyway, the point is that Variety says Sony is in talks with Foxx to play the villain in the sequel to ‘the Amazing Spider-Man’, and he sorta confirmed that on twitter today when he said he dressed up like Electro last night.

Hopefully he’s serious, and it was the first one, because that outfit is fucking ridiculous. It’s like someone you’d see on Nick Jr teaching kids about electricity. He might kill me but my last words would be, “Hahaha … that guy … is a pussy.”