Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the weekend at the Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Most notably, Jamie Foxx was there to remind everyone that he once won an Oscar, and probably to hit on Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Kate Bock, Lily Aldridge and the many other models, because he’s simply a man with a penis and needs. But then Richard Sherman showed up, and everyone probably held their purses a little tighter and quietly tried to dial 911 on their phones through their pockets, all while he rescued a kitten from a tree and helped build a house for a homeless family while teaching them all how to read.
It would be a lot easier to call Jamie Foxx a jackass if he weren’t so god damn good in ‘Djangio Unchained’, but Jamie Foxx is a jackass anyway for what he said at the NAACP Awards.
As he accepted the Entertainer of the Year Award, he praised other luminaries such as Harry Belafonte and Sidney Poitier, saying that he was humbled by the amazing people he shared the stage with.
‘Black people are the most talented people in the world. I, it’s, I can’t explain it,’ Foxx said. ‘You can’t sit in this room and not watch Gladys Knight sing and go like, “Golly, what in the world?”’
Keep in mind that making this about race was Jamie’s idea, not mine, but yeah, “talent”. That must be why all the African countries and black neighborhoods are such fantastic utopias. Lagos, the second biggest city in Africa, is totally the same as Berlin and Seoul and London. They even hope to have a train one day. Imagine that! It’s the world of tomorrow, today! Well, I mean, actually it’s still tomorrow because they don’t have one yet but you get the idea.
If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ has Gerard Butler grumbling cliches while saving President Aaron Eckhart and then sorta President Morgan Freeeman.
So now the questions are; which movie will tell the same story in a more exciting way, and if “down” and “fallen” are the code for being attacked, what would they say if the White House were to literally fall down?
Jamie Foxx is sort of an asshole, but then again so am I and no even likes me. I’m annoying and that’s without anyone kissing my ass 24 hours a day. But, anyway, the point is that Variety says Sony is in talks with Foxx to play the villain in the sequel to ‘the Amazing Spider-Man’, and he sorta confirmed that on twitter today when he said he dressed up like Electro last night.
Hopefully he’s serious, and it was the first one, because that outfit is fucking ridiculous. It’s like someone you’d see on Nick Jr teaching kids about electricity. He might kill me but my last words would be, “Hahaha … that guy … is a pussy.”
Quentin Tarantinos new movie ‘Django Unchained’, a western about a bounty hunter who needs the help of a slave, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz, and Jamie Foxx, finally has it’s first trailer.
It’s quickly explained that Waltz and Foxx team up because they need each other, but perhaps one day they’ll look back and realize the real gift wasn’t the reward at the end of their journey, but rather the journey itself, and all the fond memories they created about shooting people.
Jamie Foxx has talked about having sex with Oprah and Kirstie Alley, so maybe that’s why he didn’t seem interested in this girl with him by the pool in Miami yesterday. Jamie will only like you if you go to the pool and someone with a whistle and a ball tries to throw a fish in your mouth.