24 hours from now, Tiger Woods will have spoken to a select group of media and tried to explain his actions, including his infidelity. Good luck explaining Jamie Grubbs, who was seen outside her apparently not very good dentist in Beverly Hills today.
When I get married and have kids, I hope I’m not so desperate to get laid that I would have sex with almost anyone, even some toothless white trash slut. Because that’s how am I now. I’ll be disappointed if things haven’t picked up a little by then.
(source = inf daily)
Jamie Grubbs was among the first to be named on the list of girls Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife with, and she’s the one who had her text messages from Tiger published by Us magazine, and now she’s the one in a bikini for the Aussie magazine ‘Ralph’. In fact she’s on the cover.
Once she see’s this, Lindsay Lohan will no doubt say she had sex with him too. And then Paris Hilton will write a book called, “My Lover, Tyler Woods”. And then Tila Tequila will say she and Tiger were actually engaged and then she’ll take pictures of herself in tears while she lays a tennis racket on his grave.
Last week the National Enquirer broke the story that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife which began the sex scandal that has dominated headlines ever since. So it can’t be good when they’re the ones saying that the worst has yet to come.
A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape!
Woods had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses. “There is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies.”
To make matters even worse, (he) is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear.
(A number) of women have been identified as his lovers.
Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels - all places that have security cameras.
I guess in hindsight that was all just random conjecture, wasn’t it? While it’s true that hotels do have security cameras, they rarely have them in the bedrooms or above the shower with the guest. So that leaves only the main hotel, and it seems like if Tiger was jacking off on a girl while she got on her knees at the front desk or on the diving board, we would have heard about it by now.
(story source = the enquirer. image source for pix of tiger whore jamie grubbs yesterday in LA = splash news online)
The good news for Tiger Woods is that the Florida Highway Patrol is ending the investigation they never really began after Woods’ car crash. The bad news is absolutely everything else.
Us Weekly now says it has confirmed the Enquirer report that Woods had an affair with Rachel Uchitel. On top of that the Enquirer produced, “an on-the-record interview with a friend and multiple sources who passed polygraphs.” To make bad even worse, Us has released a few of the text messages allegedly sent from Woods to a woman named Jamie Grubbs.
“I will wear you out…when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read.
Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Now Grubbs is claiming that during her affair with Woods his wife became suspicious. According to Grubbs, Woods said, “My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.”
And here’s a text to Woods from his wife Elin Nordegren, sent about two minutes from now…
“Im’a get two hardcore pipe-hitting niggaz down here, and let them go at ya with a hammer and a blowtorch.”
Radar Online says Grubbs and Uchitel are not the only two women that Woods had affairs with, and several others are in negotiations with various media outlets. Nordegren hasn’t made any public statement yet, either personally or through an attorney. She did meet with a divorce attorney, but the lawyer couldn’t remember anything she said because while Elin was talking the lawyers eyes rolled around in his head like a slot machine and landed on dollar signs, and when he looked at Elin she turned into a big bag of money.
MORE GOOD NEWS UPDATE - now it’s being reported that Grubbs was telling castmates on her VH1 show about the affair over a year ago.
