There’s Something About J.Lo’s Dress

December 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I thought it would be impossible for Jennifer Lopez to own a dress larger than her ass or ego, but I was obviously wrong. You would assume the same woman that grew up in an area where the stores... READ MORE

Marc Anthony Forgot To Pay His Maid For Years

October 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Apparently, Marc Anthony finds being married to the same woman until death due them part, and paying his maid, to not reach a top ten priority on the #lifegoals list. Looking for a new woman to date, disappoint, and... READ MORE

J Lo Wants To Help Women Have A More Attractive Behind

August 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez’s keister is the paradigm that all women should aspire to reach. Or at least that’s what she wants you to think because she wants to sell you some Lopez branded leggings. Leggings were already a cheat like... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Avoided Adam Pally’s Early Netflix And Chill Attempt

August 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Adam Pally may be important in some elite circles. Just not any that include Jennifer Lopez in them. If I had to point my finger at the few entertainers J. Lo would be open to dating, Adam would not... READ MORE

J Lo Was A Victim Of Lifelong Body Shame

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez is built like a brick, house. She’s mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out. And sometimes when you’re shaped like a rapper’s wet dream you have to explain to the newer audience of mostly European descent that... READ MORE