<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee">2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a> JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE COOL – John Mayer sings faggity songs, but he's banged Jessica Simpson and he has tons of money, so who's laughing now. ... READ MORE

The on-again, off-again relationship between Jessica Simpson and John Mayer seems to be on again, just days after what some claimed was a break-up but what others said was just the normal cycle of this relationship. People.com says:  "They... READ MORE

Ever heard of More magazine?  Yeah, me neither.  But they say Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spent last week in Rome and while they were staying at the extra fancy Hotel de Russie, they shocked other hotel guests with... READ MORE

Alicia Keys – last night on stage with John Mayer in New York to sing "Gravity" – has the biggest ass I've ever seen.  Honest to god, I think she might be a centaur.  READ MORE

PATRICK DEMPSEY HAS TWINS – Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian Dempsey are the proud new parents of twin baby boys.  The boys were born yesterday in Los Angeles with no complications.  Their names are Sullivan Patrick and Darby... READ MORE

Normally to say I’m disappointed in seeing this much of Jessica Simpson’s boobs would be like a bear saying he’s disappointed that you gave him a pot of honey, but god this girl needs a lift quick.  She said... READ MORE

Us Magazine says that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dating again, after a disastrous first try two months ago.   The two met for lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, last week.  A source said: "She didn't... READ MORE

Despite Us Weekly's claims that they were seriously dating and People magazine saying Jessica was in love, both John Mayer and Jessica Simpson now deny that they are seeing one another.  The New York Post has Mayers side of... READ MORE

Several sources broke the news last night that Jessica Simpson is now dating singer-songwriter John Mayer.  People.com says: "She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."  Mayer, 28,... READ MORE