John Mayer Sit Down

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It's unclear why he can't go to the store and buy them but apparently he's kind of a princess hence the Liberace paraphernalia. When he took the watches in to get repaired he claimed to have discovered more

John Mayer Will Be Banging His Next Celebrity in T-Minus 30 Minutes

E! Online, the purveyor of single-ply entertainment news, has reported that Katy Perry and John Mayer are no longer a couple. Just yesterday they announced that Katy Perry looked like she was wearing an engagement ring from the love of her life, so I'm still having to deal with the heartbreak of their particular brand of journalism. A consensus of gossip sites with no real sources peg the breakup as being Katy' more

John Mayer Might Not Be The World's Biggest Douchebag After All

John Mayer and Katy Perry are reportedly dating again, and that's cool for both of them, because she likes being with guys who seem like massive tools and he's a grown man still singing songs about Taylor Swift. Really, it's a match made in heaven. But the couple was out shopping in New York last week, when they did something that was actually pretty cool. Katy and John stopped into a guitar shop in SoHo and more

Katy Perry Is Single Yet Again

For all the shit that people give Taylor Swift about her flavors of the week and corresponding songs, Katy Perry isn't much better off. We just don't give her as much hell since she has huge breasts and doesn't sing mopey pop farts about the guys with tiny peckers that couldn't please her. That's not saying her music is much better, mind you. But at least she's willing to toss a pair of whipped cream cans over more

Katy Perry is grabby

Most girls would just take a guys hand to steady themselves, but Katy Perry went right for John Mayers dick last night as she very cautiously stepped off a curb, as if she thought the street might be made of lava. So maybe she's a perv, or maybe Mayer just looked very handsome in his little outfit. With that greaser hair they should go to a carnival and sing "You're The One That I Want" to each other. (image source more

Katy Perry is still with John Mayer, embarrassed about it

Katy Perry and John Mayer were in New York today (his 35th birthday) and, as always, she hid her face and hung her head in shame. He has got to be getting tired of this. If I were dating someone like her, that is to say a skinny millionaire with DD's, I'd be like, "now you listen here woman, you've got just 6 months to knock that off." (image source = inf)read more

so apparently these two aren't broken up after all

A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that's why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They'll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back up. This has been going on since July. They're supposed to be broken up again now, and yet here they are in New York last night having dinner. It's almost like Mayer is just breaking up with her to avoid the week she's on more

Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

The great love of our time, the romance between Katy Perry and John Mayer, has come to an end according to People. As in the magazine, not just a crowd. The pair seemed like a good match, according to a source who saw them together this month. "They almost acted like they've been a couple for a long time. It definitely didn't seem like a new relationship." "Yeah it was great, they had sex once a month and she'd more

Katy Perry is having sex with John Mayer

Though they haven't gone out together again in public since last week, E! says that Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spending lots of time at his house in the Hollywood Hills. But wait, does that include overnight stays? And yes, that includes overnight stays. "She has been having sleepovers there," says a source. "It is very private and they've been sneaking in and out. It has been going on for a while." more

you better hang your head in shame Katy Perry

Last week it was mentioned on here that Katy Perry was maybe dating John Mayer now, and this week it's being mentioned again because they were at Chateau Marmont together last night. Meaning it might actually be true. And she certainly looks proud to be seen with him. Between the divorce and now this, she's plunging into a shame spiral; Tommy Lee can't be far behind. Which is awesome. Girls like this are great. It's more

is Katy Perry dating John Mayer?

Us magazine asks the question, "What would Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson say?" Which is probably rhetorical but one would say "Brraaadd..." through tears and the other would say, "Rut are you tawkin about" because her mouth was full of food. Then after that there's some stuff about Katy Perry and John Mayer hanging out. Katy Perry spent the evening of Friday June 19 with none other than John Mayer at Soho more

Taylor Swift "humiliated" John Mayer

John Mayer tells Rolling Stone that he was humiliated by Taylor Swift, perhaps because she laughed when he took his pants off for the first time, a pain I know all too well, though in hindsight I wish I had read the article first before volunteering that. Mayer says that he was "really humiliated" by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John," which (she) allegedly wrote about him. "It made me feel terrible. Because I didn' more

Taylor Swift is whining again. About John Mayer this time.

Taylor Swift, who is 20, briefly dated John Mayer, who is 33, last year while collaborating on her record, and since every bad date this vindictive lunatic ever goes on gets a song about it, it's a safe bet that the song on her new album called ‘Dear John' is about Mayer. The album won't be released until Oct. 25, but Yahoo Music has the lyrics. "Dear John/I see it all now that you're gone/Don't you think I was more

Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see how you like it. (tumblr, huff post) JEREMY RENNER - has won the lead opposite Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible 4', directed by Brad Bird, more

jessica simpson is still mad at john mayer

When John Mayer told Playboy that sex with Jessica Simpson was like a drug that he could never get enough of, it was the nicest thing anyone had said about her in two years, but for some reason she's expected to act like she's been attacked. says... "I was so disappointed in him," she tells Oprah Winfrey. "It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that's not the John that I knew...I hope he more