Star magazine says today that John Mayer is considering a tell-all book about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, where he’ll, um, you know, tell all.  Including the time during sex when … when … wait for it … she... READ MORE

It seems like every time Jennifer Aniston does an interview she spends half her time talking about Brad Pitt and how she doesn’t think about Brad Pitt anymore and Brad Pitt was a long time ago and I enjoyed... READ MORE

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are engaged.  I wrote like 10 introductions to this, and that was the best one.  There is literally nothing on earth I care about less than Jennifer Aniston.  Star magazine says… just a week... READ MORE

Reporters gathered around John Mayer this weekend as he tried to explain the reason for his breakup to Jennifer Aniston.  Oh, the excitement.  According to Us, Mayer said… "If you guys are going to run stuff and run every... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston’s vagina must be magic because that’s the only rational explanation for anyone to ever choose her over Minka Kelly.  Yet that’s exactly what John Mayer did.  But at least he was cool about it, according to Page... READ MORE

John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Hopefully the big... READ MORE

Two weeks ago John Mayer was seen poolside in Miami with Jennifer Aniston, sparking rumors that the two were now dating.  Then last week he was seen in New York with some other blond chick so people assumed he... READ MORE

Just a week ago it was reported that Jennifer Ansiton and John Mayer were a new item after spending the weekend together in Miami.  This must all be news to John Mayer, who according to the New York Post... READ MORE

Us magazine and the Sun among others seem to think that a blog entry by John Mayer is about Jessica Simpson.  In it, he posts a letter which asks an ex girlfriend to leave him alone, but he never... READ MORE

I didn't look it up but I assume the "Mayercrafter" is some kind of fan cruise where John Mayer and his fans get together and go on a cruise.  The point being, at one point John stripped down to... READ MORE