JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and “Kate” is recast by someone who isn’t a condescending bitch. (source = star)
TRANSFORMERS - is racist. “These new robots … have a simian appearance, with wide faces and huge ears. One of them has a gold bucktooth. They (talk) in some sort of modern day rap-age jive, calling each other ‘bitch-ass’ or ‘punk,’ talking with an exaggerated, crunked-up ’street’ accent. They appear to be stoned all the time. And they can’t read. (They) are completely illiterate … Simply put they are offensive beyond measure.” Why stop there? Why not have them date two overweight white robots, and maybe a scene where Optimus can’t find them for the battle at noon because they’re still asleep. (source = chud)
DENISE RICHARDS - is in Hawaii with the kids she had with Charlie Sheen. Those kids are doomed. We should bleed them, give them a complete transfusion, see if that get’s all the crappy genetics out of them. Get blood from someone good. Maybe make it from Paul Newman DNA. I don’t know if that would work but I think we should try.
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Kate Gosselin spent more time in a bikini at the beach earlier today, with all 8 kids but without her 1 husband. That sounds dangerous. I bet TLC would love it if a kid got hurt. That channel got really weird. Every night it’s Jon and Kate and then 2 hours of midgets. Those shows creep me out but if you set the green level on your TV screen all the way up it looks like a science fiction movie, and then it’s pretty good.
TLC should drop the midgets in the woods with little hats and spears, then put a cloak on a boar and have it chase them around. On TLC they could call it something cute like “Camping Calamity”, but then add some music and sell the same footage in Hong Kong as “Lord of the Rings 4″. It’s like free money.
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In about three weeks time, “Jon & Kate Plus 8” went from a show I’d barely even heard of to some secret ratings giant to the most wretched thing on television. Now even Kate’s sister-in-law is telling people not to watch the stupid thing. Her reason? Well, brace yourself, because she claims it’s staged.
“When the show first started, Kate made a wish list of things that she wanted, and that became the theme of each episode — the carpet, twins’ room, bunk beds, cow, hair plugs, teeth whitening, trips, etc. EVERYTHING that you see them do or buy is completely paid for out of the budget for the show or traded for free advertising … The episodes are also staged. Here’s how it works … there is a staff of people reading these blogs and they base the shows around what people are talking about.”
Is it really a surprise if Jon had an affair? Kate isn’t even remotely hot enough to justify her insufferable attitude. Bitch had eight kids. Her vagina must look like a black sheepdog panting in the summer.
There hasn’t been anything on here yet about the scandal around Jon from “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”, because I have no idea WTF that means. I know what the words “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” mean individually, but string them together like that and you might as well say, “Jon and Duck Window Hat”. From what I gather there’s a TV show and Jon and Kate have 8 kids. Terrific. We have a real shortage of kids in this country, thank God these two had 8.
What I do know is that today a new website went up. A website owned by an ex-boyfriend of the woman Jon had an affair with. And there’s a video of her for sale on this website. Okay, now try and guess what he claims she does on the video.
Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel’s ex-boyfriends.
When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised.
The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites about selling it.
Mr. Wonderful includes a screencap of some of the hot blurry action you can see if you buy his tape. Or you can see the entire sex tape right now for free on sites like this. I think someone needs to go back to Fake Sex Tape Selling School. I bet Rule 1 would be, “Find a tape the public has never seen.” There shouldn’t be any need for a Rule 1B, but if there was it would say, “that means DO NOT take the tape off the internet. Other people have access to the internet as well. That’s how the stuff you see when you’re on the internet got there.” This leads to Rule 1C: “You took it off the internet, didn’t you? That’s the only possible reason you would still be reading this. You took it off the internet and someone busted you and now you don’t know what to do. Well you’re on your own genius, and I’d like to remind you of our No Refund policy.”
