Jon Gosselin Accused of Inappropriate Behavior

Whatever shit storm fame whores with eyes for easy money endure during the filming of themselves and their children on reality TV, the real death and dismemberment is reserved for when the cameras have long since gone away. There is no going back from the reality pact... read more

TLC Is Giving Kate Gosselin More Money

TLC announced yesterday that at some point in June, it will air a one-time special featuring Kate Gosselin and her eight children to answer the biggest question on every asshole's mind: "Why haven't those poor children been taken away from their desperately... read more

Jon Gosselin Wants Custody Of His Sextuplets

Now that Kate Gosselin is once again, at the very least, a temporary laughing stock after her two oldest daughters embarrassed her during their interview on Today, Jon Gosselin is finding that as many people as he can count on a hand kind of give a shit about what he... read more

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Jon Gosselin Is Still Stuck on His Horrible Wife

Jon Gosselin called his ex wife and fellow horrible person Kate Gosselin all kinds of yucky names. The two assholes rose to fame a few years ago when Kate bio-mechanically squeezed out a litter of eight pups like a suburban labrador retriever. The two starred in Jon and... read more

Jon Gosselin Is a Happy Waiter

Jon Gosselin is now waiting tables to try to pay the rent on his crappy cottage in the woods. It's his rundown fortress of solitude where he's hiding from his horrid ex-wife and bill collectors. But he's happy. Because even a big dick like Jon Gosselin is still a man,... read more

Kate Gosselin Sues Jon Gosselin Because She Can

Kate Gosselin is suing her ex-husband Jon because she wants money. I ran it through my pea-sized brain why else it could be, but, no, it's just money. Whatever that dipshit has left from paying child support for eight kids, she wants it. So about two cents. She claims... read more

thursday night headlines

JON GOSSELIN - has a tiny penis, according to his ex girlfriend, Halley Glassman. "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny. (I) would laugh about it with my mom." Jon Gosselin had no comment, the beginning of 6 months without mentioning her, so that... read more

everyone loves jon gosselin

Radar Online somehow got their hands on a picture of Jon Gosselins New York apartment bedroom after it had been ransacked and someone stabbed a knife into a note and stuck it to his dresser. Jon's reps have said that ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman was responsible for the... read more

kate gosselin is single

If there's no love in your heart this Christmas because you've been holding out for a single 34-year-old woman with 8 kids, zero jobs, and a terrible attitude, Us magazine has good news. Jon and Kate Gosselin's ten-year marriage is now history.? On Wednesday an... read more

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friday afternoon headlines

NEW MOON - is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight' sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to America. If there's a tidalwave, I'll get you for... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN - is now a woman. Or at least will be during the 'Law and Order' episode about a talk show host who gets blackmailed after having affairs with members of her staff. I know what you're thinking. "Wow this post got surprisingly boring considering it started... read more

dumbass is about to lose everything

On the fist of this month, Jon Gosselin and his Rent-A-Center lawyer had TLC by the balls. Jon wanted to expand on the ever desirous Jon Gosselin brand, and if TLC didn't cave, he was gonna shut down 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'. They tried to intimidate him, but he showed them... read more