Jon And Kate Plus Hate

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being a single mom with eight children to raise in America today will either land you on section8 or a reality show on TLC. It’s better to make yourself a spectacle on cable and rake in┬áthe cash.


Jon Gosselin Taking It All Off (VIDEO)

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was never clear what Jon Gosselin was doing to pay the rent after being booted by his baby mama and reality show in one fell swoop. Kate Gosselin was clearly the brains behind the child slave auction to TLC.


Jon Gosselin Accused of Inappropriate Behavior

October 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whatever shit storm fame whores with eyes for easy money endure during the filming of themselves and their children on reality TV, the real death and dismemberment is reserved for when the cameras have long since gone away. There is no going back from the reality pact with the devil.


TLC Is Giving Kate Gosselin More Money

March 19, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

TLC announced yesterday that at some point in June, it will air a one-time special featuring Kate Gosselin and her eight children to answer the biggest question on every asshole’s mind: “Why haven’t those poor children been taken away from their desperately attention-starved mother?” Or, as the network that once prided itself as educational put […]


Jon Gosselin Wants Custody Of His Sextuplets

January 23, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Now that Kate Gosselin is once again, at the very least, a temporary laughing stock after her two oldest daughters embarrassed her during their interview on Today, Jon Gosselin is finding that as many people as he can count on a hand kind of give a shit about what he thinks about it. Apparently he […]


Jon Gosselin Is Still Stuck on His Horrible Wife

December 31, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Jon Gosselin called his ex wife and fellow horrible person Kate Gosselin all kinds of yucky names. The two assholes rose to fame a few years ago when Kate bio-mechanically squeezed out a litter of eight pups like a suburban labrador retriever. The two starred in Jon and Kate + 8, which was a worse […]


Jon Gosselin Is a Happy Waiter

September 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jon Gosselin is now waiting tables to try to pay the rent on his crappy cottage in the woods. It’s his rundown fortress of solitude where he’s hiding from his horrid ex-wife and bill collectors. But he’s happy. Because even a big dick like Jon Gosselin is still a man, and men find peace in […]


Kate Gosselin Sues Jon Gosselin Because She Can

August 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Gosselin is suing her ex-husband Jon because she wants money. I ran it through my pea-sized brain why else it could be, but, no, it’s just money. Whatever that dipshit has left from paying child support for eight kids, she wants it. So about two cents. She claims Jon hacked into her computer and […]