Old Crone Jennifer Aniston Gets Hitched And Shit Around The Web

August 6, 2015 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Rachel from that shitty Friends show, (AKA Jennifer Aniston), married her longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux in a secret wedding. And nary a fuck was given anywhere. Read all about her latest grab for relevance. (TMZ) Berit Birkeland shows off her topless tits in a pool. (Egotastic All-Stars) Enjoy Stella Maxwell’s dirty dirty nipples. (Drunken Stepfather) […]

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Jennifer Aniston Savvy

January 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging, Justin Theroux: “He would have been the one. But I was 25 and I was stupid. He […]

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Jennifer Aniston And Angelina Jolie Almost Flew On A Plane Together

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

It has been eight years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced so he could go about not feeling guilty over having crazy monkey sex with Angelina Jolie every day for the rest of his life, and while the star of We’re the Millers is now engaged to that other guy who isn’t nearly as […]

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Jennifer Aniston is engaged

August 13, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

It’s been almost 9 years since Angelina Jolie replaced Nicole Kidman in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’, which is where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met which led to him divorcing Jennifer Aniston because Angelina Jolie is better than Jennifer Aniston in every possible way. 9 years. And yet Aniston STILL talks about Pitt ALL the […]

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