Jennifer Aniston Photographed Suicidal Over Lack Of Penis

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well, it’s started. Jennifer Aniston might be an internationally famous multi-millionaire, but first and foremost she is a women, and according to TMZ she just can’t handle the fact that she doesn’t have a penis in her vagina. The miserable... READ MORE

Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin... READ MORE

Old Crone Jennifer Aniston Gets Hitched And Shit Around The Web

August 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rachel from that shitty Friends show, (AKA Jennifer Aniston), married her longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux in a secret wedding. And nary a fuck was given anywhere. Read all about her latest grab for relevance. (TMZ) Berit Birkeland shows off... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Savvy

January 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging,... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston And Angelina Jolie Almost Flew On A Plane Together

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has been eight years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced so he could go about not feeling guilty over having crazy monkey sex with Angelina Jolie every day for the rest of his life, and while the... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is engaged

August 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been almost 9 years since Angelina Jolie replaced Nicole Kidman in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’, which is where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met which led to him divorcing Jennifer Aniston because Angelina Jolie is better than Jennifer... READ MORE