Old gay creepy fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld doesn’t know being rich and obsessed with your cat went out of style in the early 80′s and is no longer interesting. These days it just means you watched too many Bond movies and even your paid Boy Fridays are getting old.
“She is like a human being, but the good thing is that she’s silent. You don’t have to discuss it. She hates other animals and she hates children. She stays always with me and she has two personal maids. They play with her, they have to take care of her beautiful white hair, the beauty treatments for her eyes, and they entertain her. She is the center of the world. If you saw her, you would understand. She is kind of Greta Garbo. There is something unforgettable about her, the way she moves, the way she plays. She’s an inspiration for elegance. For attitude.”
Oh, I get it alright. You’re fucking your cat. Take another stab at being eccentric Karl, we already have this guy. It’s good to know your cat has two personal assistants yet the neighbor kids downstairs are asking me to call 911 in cheese dip messages on the window. Maybe the commies were on to something. Nevermind that’s just the hate talking.
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