Karl Lagerfeld Cliche Ridden

By Matt April 02, 2015 @ 6:06 AM

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Old gay creepy fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld doesn’t know being rich and obsessed with your cat went out of style in the early 80′s and is no longer interesting. These days it just means you watched too many Bond movies and even your paid Boy Fridays are getting old.

“She is like a human being, but the good thing is that she’s silent. You don’t have to discuss it. She hates other animals and she hates children. She stays always with me and she has two personal maids. They play with her, they have to take care of her beautiful white hair, the beauty treatments for her eyes, and they entertain her. She is the center of the world. If you saw her, you would understand. She is kind of Greta Garbo. There is something unforgettable about her, the way she moves, the way she plays. She’s an inspiration for elegance. For attitude.”

Oh, I get it alright. You’re fucking your cat. Take another stab at being eccentric Karl, we already have this guy. It’s good to know your cat has two personal assistants yet the neighbor kids downstairs are asking me to call 911 in cheese dip messages on the window. Maybe the commies were on to something. Nevermind that’s just the hate talking.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

Kim Kardashian Posed Pregnant

By Lex September 05, 2013 @ 5:50 PM

Kim Kardashian Poses Pregnant In Weird Shoot For CR Fashion Book Photographed By Karl Lagerfeld
Looking back on it now, Kim Kardashian did some crazy shit when she was pregnant. I guess any adventure that begins by having unprotected sex with a rapper is going to be a wild and painfully bumpy ride. Most of the shit she did was obviously for money, those blessed bills that fill the large empty spaces in her soul. But some of this stuff, like this bizarro photo shoot by the equally bizarro Karl Lagerfeld, I think she did just because she was bored and Kanye wasn’t answering her texts during his sex with a normal sized girl nights.

Photo Credit: Karl Lagerfeld/CR Fashion Book