My dad used to come around every so often and tell me that you didn’t have to come in first place at things, just don’t come in last. Then he’d wink, I’d smile, and he’d hit me across the... READ MORE

When I was a kid and everybody told me to shut the fuck up all the time, or even now when everybody tells me to shut the fuck up all the time, I had a dream that there would... READ MORE

I’m pretty sure Matt date raped me while I was sleeping off a bender just prior to the taping of the fourteenth episode of the Last Men on Earth podcast. Now I know what people mean when they say... READ MORE

It doesn’t take much to please Matt and I. A couple shiny baubles and a slice of yesterdays pizza. That’s why we jump at the chance each week to drink near beer to get on the microphone to say... READ MORE

We’re going to keep doing this shows until Matt admits that he’s always wanted to be a woman who always wanted to be a man that doesn’t believe in gender labeling. So like three more weeks. This week’s episode... READ MORE

We hit the tenth episode of the Last Men on Earth podcast. I was kind of expecting a call from Obama. He’s probably still pissed about my erotic fan fiction art involving Michelle. Make me eat the healthy lunch... READ MORE

In the old days you could get radio programs banned in colleges towns for dropping an f-bomb or talking shit about The President. Now counter culture is now banging your girlfriend and not caring about her as a person. This... READ MORE

Episode the sixth of our Last Men on Earth podcast really drives home that Malcolm Gladwell thing about needing to spend 10,000 hours perfecting any skill. I might be confusing that with Malcolm Forbes and bending over 10,000 men.... READ MORE

In which we discuss Vagina Dad’s gaping ego, anal retentive school administrators, and the end of the age of man. You can listen to this weekly podcast and still have time for porn. It’s all about strong clock management. Yeah,... READ MORE