Lenny Dykstra Slides Into Lena Dunham’s DMs

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lenny Dykstra is the last of a dying breed. When celebrities and sports stars watch their mouth on social media, the outfielder isn’t afraid to catch whatever comes his way. It’s all about making a play at the end of the day. Lenny’s ready to take one for the team.


DeNiro In Denial

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Robert DeNiro has clearly done coke. Disgraced former asshole ballplayer Lenny Dykstra has most certainly done coke. They more than likely did coke together. What’s the big fucking deal let’s end the drug war.


Lenny Dykstra Out of Prison, Looking Like a Million Bucks

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Toward the end of his final felonious run, I started receiving irregular drunk phone calls from Lenny Dykstra. He always sounded like he was on the side of a freeway on a 1997 cell phone connection. I’m not even sure how he got my number. Something to do with one of his shady businesses. He […]