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Reese Witherspoon Is Still The Life Of The Party (VIDEO)

In a much more entertaining and worthwhile video from Monday's Met Gala, Cara Delevingne ended up in an elevator with Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel and Kate Upton, and it seems that at least Reese decided to get a little loose with the booze. Cara coaxed the already infamous drunk into playing the name game with her, because the way Reese says her last name with that twangy southern voice is a real hoot to a...read more

A Fashion Designer Secretly Filmed The Inside Of The Met Gala (VIDEO)

Nobody except for the wealthy celebrity assholes who pay $25,000 to attend really knows what happens at the annual Met Gala, hosted by Anna Wintour, but a designer named Cynthia Rowley wanted to put an end to that. She cut a hole in her purse before the event and inserted a GoPro camera so people who honestly give a shit about this stuff could have a really terrible view of everything happening inside. People are...read more

Chrissy Teigen Did Very Well At The Met Gala

Not everyone who went to the Met Gala last night was a talentless, overrated amateur porn star or an actress who hasn't starred in anything good in at least a decade. At least Chrissy Teigen was there with her husband, Whoever, and she was wearing what we are lazily calling the best dress of the evening, because her side boob was hanging out and she knew just how to stand for all of the cameras. We may never know what...read more

Lena Dunham's Shoes Were Killing Her

Lena Dunham was warned by her fairy godmother to get home from the ball before midnight, but she just wouldn't listen. Now just look at that sad pumpkin. In fairness to Lena, it's super hard to find designer shoes in size Hobbit-wide. I only wish Judd Apatow had been around to disperse the young street children who danced around Lena's cankles like they were Maypoles. Photo Credit: Splashread more

There Was A Streaker At The Met Gala (VIDEO)

While all of the most famous fashion icons in the world like Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Kardashian took themselves and clothing way too seriously last night, one guy arrived in a pink thong to remind the rest of us how stupid the Met Gala really is. Again, people paid $25,000 to attend this event while there are people out there who can't feed their kids because they don't make that in a year, but sure, let's go...read more

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Madonna's Old Nips Had To Stay Home

Poor, old, pathetic and desperate Madonna. All she wanted to do last night was attend the Met Gala, but when she shared the dress that she wanted to wear with Anna Wintour, Madonna was told, "Not this year." As you can see in the photo that she posted on Instagram, the dress she picked out would have had her 55-year old tits on full display for everyone at the event, and we all owe Anna a great deal of gratitude for...read more

Kim Kardashian Was Confusing At The Met Gala

Last night, a bunch of beautiful famous people paid $25,000 and more to attend the Met Gala's tribute to Charles James in New York City, and there were also many more people in attendance who both shouldn't be famous and aren't beautiful. Take Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, for example, as the couple stepped out as husband and wife for the first time so they could make some very serious faces for the photographers....read more

Tiger Woods Made An Ass Of Himself

For all of the stories and photos that came out of Monday night's Met Gala in New York City, I'm not even sure what the hell actually happened at that event, other than desperate women played dress-up, Kanye West rapped to his couch and Sarah Jessica Parker terrified children. And now we can add to that list that Tiger Woods apparently got really fucking hammered. According to the Daily Mail, Tiger had a hard time...read more

Thank God For Kate Upton

The problem with using punk rock as a theme for an event that is attended by actresses is that most of them have no clue what punk means, so they just throw a bunch of shit into a box and pick articles of clothing at random while people tell them how awesome they look. That's how you get Sarah Jessica Parker showing up the Met Gala as a Tim Burton villain and Nicole Richie auditioning to be young Storm in the next...read more

Kim Kardashian Is So Punk Rock

Vogue editor Anna Wintour had famously banned Kim Kardashian from her annual Met Gala in previous years, but one of the perks of dating the world's biggest rap star is that people tend to change their minds. So after Kim, Anna and Kanye West got together for lunch recently, it was pretty clear that Anna had lifted the ban for this year's punk-themed event, which took place last night in New York City. And while the...read more