Miss Utah Had A Little Trouble Last Night (VIDEO)

During last night's Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, Miss Utah Marissa Powell was asked about how women in 40 percent of American households are the primary earners, but still earn less than men, and what that says about society. Her response was something about how we need to use education to create more jobs or something like that. I think she took a nap in between sentences, too. People are probably going to make fun...

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Erin Brady Is The New Miss USA

After all of the promotional bikini-wearing and following the preliminary bikini-wearing, a new Miss USA was finally selected in Las Vegas last night, and the girl whose life is forever altered is Erin Brady of Connecticut. Erin plans to spend her year as Donald Trump's favorite American by raising awareness for the problems that children of addicts face in their everyday lives, as they cope with alcoholism and drug...

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Miss USA Winners Still Naked For PETA (VIDEO)

Yesterday, we brought you the incredibly important news that four former Miss USA winners – Shanna Moakler, Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey and Alyssa Campanella – took off all of their clothes and covered their breasts for PETA. A braver act we hadn't seen in some time, that is, until PETA released a video of the four women naked, holding their breasts and suddenly animals seemed less delicious. I'm not a...read more

Miss USA Winners Almost Nude For PETA

If these girls truly cared about animals, they'd show us their tits. You're half in ladies? Fine. I'm skinning a mink alive tonight.read more

The Miss USA Contestants Were In Bikinis Again

The 2013 Miss USA Preliminary Competition took place last night at the PH Live at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, as women from all 50 states and the District of Columbia started competing for the honor of eventually being contestants on Celebrity Apprentice. I don't know much about any of these girls other than the assumption that they're all pretty young and looking to get into the entertainment...

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Hello, 2013 Miss USA Contestants

Say what you want about Donald Trump – he's an egomaniacal monster with hair that was scraped off the floor of an animal kill shelter or he's a brilliant social troll who knows how to keep his name relevant my pushing the buttons of easily enraged buffoons for the sake of his stale TV show – but without him and his love for hot, young women, we wouldn't have the Miss USA pageant to pretend to care about each year. And...

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Miss USA is fixed, says girl it wasnt fixed for

Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin was on the Today show this morning repeating her claims that the Miss Universe pageant, or at least the Miss USA portion which was held last weekend, is rigged. She's already resigned her crown and is being sued by pageant owner Donald Trump, but she insists Karina Brez (Miss Florida) found out what the top 5 would be before the pageant even began. Brez now insists she was joking, but...

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its Miss USA Rima Fakih in a bikini

2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was in Vegas at the Mandaly Bay pool yesterday to promote the Miss Universe pageant, and mission accomplished. Because not once did the Miss Universe pageant cross my mind this week, but then a really hot girl took off most of her clothes and now the Miss Universe pageant has my undivided attention. It would be awesome if this chick was my girlfriend, and not just because of my crushing...

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