MTV Does Reality Spring Break TV With Southern Twist

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When the audience you attract averages the IQ levels most often associated with man’s best friend they too will return to devour vomit. The Jersey Shore show is back, sort of. 


MTV Reality Show About Millennials Minus Modern Convenience

September 3, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Millennials have become quite the spectacle thanks to MTV and ill-will wished upon them from the proceeding generation. 


MTV Show In Trouble For Dragging Jaws

August 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Point me to the rule book of what animals we care about and which ones we don't. Especially if the outrage is for a shark that would have eaten you if given the chance.


Another Young MTV Reality Show Member Dead

December 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The life expectancy of an MTV reality show cast member settles in right around your sub-Saharan nation with ebola water enemas. You're lucky to get off with a moderate heroin habit and a series of non-violent felony arrests. READ MORE

MTV’s White Guy’s Video Will Be Missed

December 22, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everything is politics now. Media, social, entertainment. It's all politics. It's how scores of particularly younger people have chosen to identify themselves when religion or sports or Bud vs. Miller are no longer valid means to self-identify. READ MORE

MTV Outs Whitey (VIDEO)

July 23, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV broadcast a special on White People and white privilege because the title sold itself and they’re trying to get people to stop noticing how many of their reality shows cast members are dying. Also because racism will never... READ MORE

MTV Plunders the Shit Can (VIDEO)

February 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV quite brazenly turns a buck on the backs of fucked up kids. That seems particularly crass considering we live in a time when neighbors shame march around homes where parents have the gall discipline their kids with spankings.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Even The Hottest Woman In A Subway Tunnel (VIDEO)

August 6, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The MTV Music Video Awards will air on August 25, and according to this new promo, Maxim’s hottest woman, Miley Cyrus, is probably going to show up and perform her huge hit, “We Can’t Stop.” Or maybe she’s just... READ MORE

What The Crap, MTV?

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has... READ MORE