Though it seems to be down this morning, a seller on ebay is asking for 1 million dollars to buy a picture he claims is proof that Nic Cage is some sort of undead vampire.
“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller — who’s asking $1 million for the photo — writes on eBay. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, insists the photo is the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
“Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he adds on eBay.
Wow. One million dollars for a picture of someone who vaguely looks like Nic Cage. That sounds like a good deal. I could get the exact same picture here with a right click-save as, but this auction thing sounds a lot easier. I don’t have all day to be moving my mouse back and forth and hitting all kinds of buttons.
Why does insane shit like this only happen to Nic Cage.
Cage, at the Toronto film festival promoting the film ‘Trespass’ about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.
“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday.
“I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
I bet it was Nic. Because if there’s two things Nic Cage loves, its leather jackets and fudgesicles, and this dirty bum had just taken away one of each!
Yesterday there was a story that Weston Cage, Nic Cages 20-year-old son, was in a fight outside the Farmers Market restaurant in Hollywood on Tuesday afternoon. Though it wasn’t a fight as much as it was him lying on the curb and getting punched in the face 13 times.
Early reports said the guy was Westons personal trainer. I’m not sure if this is better or worse, but that’s not the case.
The man who viciously beat up Nic Cage’s son Weston was his high school wrestling coach and had been hired to protect (him).
Kevin Villegas was his coach at Beverly Hills high school and also has martial arts expertise.
Weston needed eight stitches for facial injuries and is being evaluated for head and brain trauma, Radar has learned.
“He deliberately provoked Weston,” one source said of Villegas. “And he wouldn’t stop even though people were telling him to.”
“He (Villegas) could have easily subdued Weston,” the source said. “Weston was defenseless.“
Wow. I bet his employee evaluation this year is gonna be really awkward.
Look, I was born and raised right outside New Orleans, and I love Louisiana more than anything, but New Orleans is a complete shithole. 20 percent of it is beautiful and charming. 80 percent of it is dirty and terrifying, and those parts are literally blocks away from the nice parts. You’re never out of stray bullet range. It’s only fun if you like the adrenaline rush that comes after running for your life. One reason for that is the corrupt and/or useless local government, so suffice to say this is the worlds least surprising story.
Cage was arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace after an allegedly drunken argument with his wife in New Orleans last month, won’t be prosecuted.
“The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him,” Cage’s attorney Harry Rosenberg tells PEOPLE. “After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed.”
Movies bring a lot of money into town, so just because Nic Cage got drunk, made the cops chase him around the French Quarter, possibly yanked his wife around by her arm and made a woman with a baby in her arms beg for her saftey is no reason to get carried away and place him in jail. What’s done is done, just let sleeping dogs lie. Instead of “to protect and serve”, the motto written on cop cars should be, “that aint none of my business.”
As you know, Nic Cage was arrested 8 days ago in New Orleans because he was drunk and yelling at the police, which they hate, and he reportedly grabbed the arm of his annoyingly hot wife Alice Kim during an argument about where they lived. Now on top of all that, a new report says he maybe dropped his 5 year old son too. The Daily Mail says…
The New Orleans police report reads: ‘At some point, Mr Cage fell while holding their son. The fall caused the five (5) year old child to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee, and she [Alice] then recovered the child.’
A witness, it is reported, described a different story, saying he saw Cage ‘pull the male child to the ground by his hand’.
The report went on to note that a ‘child abuse detective was notified’.
Alice refused police permission to interview their son - but a photograph of the injury was taken.
Police described Cage as ‘hysterical’ and ‘irrational’ when they interviewed him after the incident.
Jesus, how could they tell. Nic Cage always seems hysterical and irrational. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dropped the kid on purpose because he thought it might be filled with candy.
After seeing Season of the Witch, it’s hard to believe Nic Cages life could get any more embarrassing, but this weekend he was arrested for domestic violence after getting gold-medal winning drunk and grabbing his wifes arm during an argument in the French Quarter (NOTE: as someone who is from New Orleans, let me assure you that getting arrested in the French Quarter for being drunk is like getting kicked out of Wu Tang for smoking too much weed or kicked off the USC football team for breaking too many rules. You really have to step up and do something special).
