the Nic Cage “vampire” picture is for sale

September 20, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Though it seems to be down this morning, a seller on ebay is asking for 1 million dollars to buy a picture he claims is proof that Nic Cage is some sort of undead vampire. “Personally, I believe it’s... READ MORE

burglars stole and ate Nic Cages fudgesicle

September 15, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Why does insane shit like this only happen to Nic Cage. Cage, at the Toronto film festival promoting the film ‘Trespass’ about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life. “It was... READ MORE

Weston Cage was beaten up by his bodyguard

June 10, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday there was a story that Weston Cage, Nic Cages 20-year-old son, was in a fight outside the Farmers Market restaurant in Hollywood on Tuesday afternoon. Though it wasn’t a fight as much as it was him lying on... READ MORE

Nic Cage is in big trouble in New Orleans. jk lol!

May 6, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Look, I was born and raised right outside New Orleans, and I love Louisiana more than anything, but New Orleans is a complete shithole. 20 percent of it is beautiful and charming. 80 percent of it is dirty and... READ MORE

Nic Cage may have dropped his son when he was drunk

April 27, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As you know, Nic Cage was arrested 8 days ago in New Orleans because he was drunk and yelling at the police, which they hate, and he reportedly grabbed the arm of his annoyingly hot wife Alice Kim during... READ MORE

Nic Cage was arrested for domestic violence

April 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After seeing Season of the Witch, it’s hard to believe Nic Cages life could get any more embarrassing, but this weekend he was arrested for domestic violence after getting gold-medal winning drunk and grabbing his wifes arm during an... READ MORE

Nic Cages pyramid tomb looks brand new

September 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nicolas Cage still owes almost 14 million dollars in back taxes, and he lost several houses to foreclosure, including a mansion in Bel Air that he owed over 17 million on, but that’s because he used to constantly throw... READ MORE

nic cage will only eat animals that have dignified sex

May 20, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hollywood is filled with degenerate drug-addicted perverts, but people like Nic Cage shouldn’t be lumped in with them. He’s weird as hell too, but it’s sort of harmless. He’s goofy, but it’s self contained so who cares. Like this... READ MORE

morning headlines

October 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

DAVID HASSELHOFF – spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there’s so much legal weed only an hour... READ MORE

NIC CAGE IS NOT HAPPY

January 26, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wednesday excerpts from Kathleen Turners autobiography were published by the New York Post and the Daily Mail among others, and one (well, "the") highlight was they way she trashed Nic Cage. "Another co-star who left a lot to be... READ MORE