DAVID HASSELHOFF - spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there’s so much legal weed only an hour away by plane. (the sun)
NIC CAGE - owes over 6 million dollars in back taxes. Might be a bad idea to cheat the IRS when your income is listed in a number of prominent daily Hollywood newspapers. (tmz)
JON GOSSELIN - gave his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Her 9th birthday. Considering he acts like his kids are keeping him from the sexy party life he deserves, I get the feeling this will come up during his trial one day soon. (popeater)
MEGAN FOX - is for sale. Sort of. Or at least the clothes she wore in the Transformers sequel are. And since I’m going to buy them and scrape them for DNA then make a harem of my own Megan Fox’s, then yes, Megan Fox is for sale. (auction here. hq jump here)
Wednesday excerpts from Kathleen Turners autobiography were published by the New York Post and the Daily Mail among others, and one (well, "the") highlight was they way she trashed Nic Cage.
"Another co-star who left a lot to be desired was Nicolas Cage, who played my boyfriend and husband in Peggy Sue Got Married.
He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
And now Cage has issued a statement. Try and guess if it's good.
"I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."
Nic Cage and I agree, children will be lining up to read Kathleen Turners autobiography. Little kids love books by actresses from the 70s and hearing what Burt Reynolds is really like. Oh, I hope they save some copies for me!!!
Both the New York Post and the Daily Mail have excerpts today from the new autobiography by Kathleen Turner, where she seemingly complains for 800 pages about everyone she's ever met. Very high up on her list of people to bad mouth is Nic Cage:
"Another co-star who left a lot to be desired was Nicolas Cage, who played my boyfriend and husband in Peggy Sue Got Married, about an unhappily married woman who jumps back in time to her high-school days.
Now, Nicolas happens to be the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, who was directing the film. And my contrary co-star was absolutely determined to prove that he wasn't there as the result of nepotism.
So, everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against - to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it.
He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.
On the last night of filming, he came into my trailer after he'd clearly been drinking heavily. He fell on his knees and asked if I could ever forgive him. I said, "Not right now. I have a scene to shoot. Excuse me," and just walked out.
Nicolas didn't manage to kill the film, but he didn't add a lot to it, either. For years, whenever I saw him, he'd apologise for his behaviour. I'd say: "Look, I'm way over it." But I haven't pursued the idea of working with him again."
Whatever. When asked for a comment, Nic Cage said, "Who? Oh I think she's dead. Yeah, she died in like 1984. She was 92-years-young, god bless her." Actually she's very much alive. Or whatever it is doctors call this and this. There was an evening gown picture too with straps so thick you could hang a cow with it. That's not coincidence.
picture source = bauer-griffin
I think this is an ad for iron underwear, because it's packed with things my ass never wants to see in the middle of the desert, where no one can hear me scream.
