Prince William Lets Loose

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's a lonely being future king. And recessively bald at twenty-two thanks to regal breeding protocols. Who will cry for the princes of the world locked in their gilded cages?


I’m Already Sick of the New Royal Baby

May 4, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a battle for tard supremacy, men breathlessly awaiting Mayweather-Pacquiao versus women unable to pass their bowels¬†until the next baby is born to the British royal family. This one won’t even become fake ruler of the small cross-dressing remainder... READ MORE

Average Naked Women in England Doing Extraordinary Things

December 11, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Until such time as the scepter is handed over, all future monarchs of England are expected to work at typical jobs their wet nurses read to them about in bedtime books about the normals. Prince William landed a gig... READ MORE

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

December 10, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on how little... READ MORE

Kate Moss Was Flirting With Prince William (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Prince William invited more than 200 guests to Windsor Castle last night for an event that celebrated the work of the Royal Marsden Hospital, and some of the more famous faces in attendance included Benedict Cumberbatch, Cara Delevingne and... READ MORE

Prince William Leaving the Military (He Was in the Military?)

September 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Prince William has spent the last almost eight years as a full time soldier. Well, airman. I guess he was deep cover pretending to be a polo playing and ball-attending prince during his stint in the R.A.F. because... READ MORE

Prince George’s Nursery Will Be Africa Themed

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The nursery of the future king of England will have an Africa theme, because of course. You know Africa, that continent his family brutally subjugated up until a few decades ago. Apparently his dad, prince receding hairline, just loooooves... READ MORE

The Royals Name Their Baby: George

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s what I know about baby names. The more wacky the baby name, the more the parents want attention for themselves. That’s why celebrities keep giving their kids stupid names. Like North West. It’s a big ‘hey, look at... READ MORE

if Mitt Romney wins the White House…

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

These pictures show one of the following: A) What Mitt Romney imagines when preparing to campaign in Alabama. B) Prince William and Kate Middleton in the Solomon Islands today as part of their Diamond Jubilee Tour of South East... READ MORE

its the royal wedding

April 30, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments can now officially confirm earlier reports that Prince William married Kate Middleton today, in Paris according to my sources, thanks to this exclusive footage of the event. You would have thought someone else would have recorded this, on... READ MORE



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