I'm Already Sick of the New Royal Baby

In a battle for tard supremacy, men breathlessly awaiting Mayweather-Pacquiao versus women unable to pass their bowelsuntil the next baby is born to the British royal family. This one won't even become fake ruler of the small cross-dressing remainder of the empire. I wouldn't judge the British people for their love of their recessive generoyal family, not while Kim Kardashian has forty million social media followers....read more

Average Naked Women in England Doing Extraordinary Things

Until such time as the scepter is handed over, all future monarchs of England are expected to work at typical jobs their wet nurses read to them about in bedtime books about the normals. Prince William landed a gig with an air ambulance service in England. William will toil for up to seventeen hours a year, sixteen of which will be captured on film by royal biographers, leaving an hour unfettered for homosexual and or...read more

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on howlittle each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The meeting itself court-side at the Brooklyn Nets game was fairly brief, but served the purpose of allowing the British monarchs to be seen with important...read more

Kate Moss Was Flirting With Prince William (VIDEO)

Prince William invited more than 200 guests to Windsor Castle last night for an event that celebrated the work of the Royal Marsden Hospital, and some of the more famous faces in attendance included Benedict Cumberbatch, Cara Delevingne and Cate Banchett. Supermodel Kate Moss was also there, and she got to speak with William as he made his rounds and pretended like a prince is still a real thing that people take...read more

Prince William Leaving the Military (He Was in the Military?)

Apparently, Prince William has spent the last almost eight years as a full time soldier. Well, airman. I guess he was deep cover pretending to be a polo playing and ball-attending prince during his stint in the R.A.F. because I had no fucking clue the future king of England was even in the military. "His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge is to leave operational service in the Armed Forces. He completes his Tour...read more

Prince George's Nursery Will Be Africa Themed

The nursery of the future king of England will have an Africa theme, because of course. You know Africa, that continent his family brutally subjugated up until a few decades ago. Apparently his dad, prince receding hairline, just loooooves Africa. It's so, like, quaint and stuff with their crushing poverty and AIDS epidemic. Poverty, btw, that is largely a legacy of his family raping the continent so they could get...read more

The Royals Name Their Baby: George

Here's what I know about baby names. The more wacky the baby name, the more the parents want attention for themselves. That's why celebrities keep giving their kids stupid names. Like North West. It's a big 'hey, look at us and our wild baby names'. They could give a shit about how badly that kid will be taunted at the reform school where they ultimately land for experimenting with drugs to forget their fucked up...read more

if Mitt Romney wins the White House...

These pictures show one of the following: A) What Mitt Romney imagines when preparing to campaign in Alabama. B) Prince William and Kate Middleton in the Solomon Islands today as part of their Diamond Jubilee Tour of South East Asia. The answer is "B" of course. You can tell because if it really was Alabama, the toothless obese women with their tits flopping around would be white and their hats would say "Roll Tide"....read more

its the royal wedding

WWTDD.com can now officially confirm earlier reports that Prince William married Kate Middleton today, in Paris according to my sources, thanks to this exclusive footage of the event. You would have thought someone else would have recorded this, on their phone or something, but as far as I know this is the only video around. (the video in the headline is her entrance to the cathedral and walk down the aisle, the...read more

Princess Kates sister has a hot ass

This morning of course was the long awaited royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, and like all of you, it really touched my heart. Especially when they showed the tight white dress Kates sister (and Maid of Honor) Pippa wore, and the way it clung to her hot ass. Also when Kate and William stepped out onto the balcony for their first kiss. I thought it was disrespectful though when the crowd started...read more

the new royal princess is kind of hot

The biggest story in England right now is the upcoming royal wedding on April 29th, when Prince William, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Di, will marry Kate Middleton. Much more important than that however are the release of these previously unseen pictures of Kate in Ibiza back in September of 2006. Since she's hot, hopefully on her wedding night a rival country like China will kidnap her and hold her for ransom,...read more