if Mitt Romney wins the White House…

By brendon September 17, 2012 @ 5:16 PM

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These pictures show one of the following:

A) What Mitt Romney imagines when preparing to campaign in Alabama.
B) Prince William and Kate Middleton in the Solomon Islands today as part of their Diamond Jubilee Tour of South East Asia.

The answer is “B” of course. You can tell because if it really was Alabama, the toothless obese women with their tits flopping around would be white and their hats would say “Roll Tide”.

(note: holy shit this post was offensive. sorry about that. image source = splash)

its the royal wedding

By brendon April 29, 2011 @ 5:49 PM

WWTDD.com can now officially confirm earlier reports that Prince William married Kate Middleton today, in Paris according to my sources, thanks to this exclusive footage of the event. You would have thought someone else would have recorded this, on their phone or something, but as far as I know this is the only video around.

(the video in the headline is her entrance to the cathedral and walk down the aisle, the actual ceremony video is here, their exit and her first public appearance as the new Princess here)

Princess Kates sister has a hot ass

By brendon April 29, 2011 @ 12:07 PM

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This morning of course was the long awaited royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, and like all of you, it really touched my heart. Especially when they showed the tight white dress Kates sister (and Maid of Honor) Pippa wore, and the way it clung to her hot ass. Also when Kate and William stepped out onto the balcony for their first kiss. I thought it was disrespectful though when the crowd started throwing beads at her and chanting ”show your tits”. Shame on you, London.

(image source = getty and inf and bauer griffin)

the new royal princess is kind of hot

By brendon March 14, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

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The biggest story in England right now is the upcoming royal wedding on April 29th, when Prince William, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Di, will marry Kate Middleton. Much more important than that however are the release of these previously unseen pictures of Kate in Ibiza back in September of 2006. Since she’s hot, hopefully on her wedding night a rival country like China will kidnap her and hold her for ransom, because I think it would be pretty badass if countries started to do that kind of thing again.

(image source = pacific coast)