For last nights world premiere, ‘the A-team’ stars Bradley Cooper and Sharlto Copley parked a tank on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, then joined up with co-stars Rampage Jackson, Liam Neeson, and Jessica Biel. Other big Hollywood names like Adrian Brody, Jon Hamm and Dana White all attended the premiere as well, while stars like Tim Robbins and Sean Penn misunderstood the stunt, surrendered to the tank, laid down in front of the movie theater, rolled back and forth crying, then begged the driver to give sanctions more time.
jessica biel and a tank at the a-team premiere
tuesday afternoon headlines
M.I.A. - is not happy with the way the New York Times portrayed her in an article, so she posted a phone number on her twitter page. And it turned out to be the reporters. What a coincidence! (twitter)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - says acting is gay. And since he’s a UFC superstar and the coolest dude on earth, and he plays BA in the new ‘the A-team’ movie, you should listen to him. Also he could punch you so hard you’d burst into flames. (mma mania)
TARA REID - looks good in a bikini. Or at least better than she used to. It’s a Pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless. (daily mail)
ADRIANNE CURRY - is rad as fuck when it comes to posting pictures on twitter. Taylor Vixen posts pictures of her tits a lot (1, 2), and Kristina Rose can’t go 10 minutes without masturbating (1, 2), and Asa Akiras page is more like a list of reasons for me to jackoff, but Adrianne gets points for the new picture above and her ass in this one. Below are her collected works on twitter. The gallery is so impressive it should be narrated by James Earl Jones. (twitter)
TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
monday afternoon headlines
AVATAR – will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)
RIHANNA – is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked. That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)
BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER – is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)
LINDSAY LOHAN – was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)
RAMPAGE JACKSON – was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)
first look at the new a-team
The big screen version of ‘the A-Team’ is filming this week in British Columbia, Canada, with Liam Neeson as ‘Hannibal’, Bradley Cooper as ‘Faceman’, Sharlto Copely from ‘District 9’ as ‘Murdoch’, and Quinton Rampage Jackson – who is basically the most likable person on earth – as ‘BA Baracus’. Jessica Biel is still cast but not on set yet.
It’s directed by Joe Carnahan, who should open the movie, nay, film, with the same shot he used to open his BMW Film ‘Ticker’, because it’s awesome and perfect. Except with Rampage and the black van, instead of Clive Owen and a Z4, because that wouldn’t make any sense in this context. People would be like, this is bullshit man, and just walk out.
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rampage pled guilty
As you may remember, this past July UFC superstar/baddest motherfucker alive Quinton "Rampage" Jackson led OC cops on a crazy chase through city streets in his lifted Ford 350 truck after a bizarre bout with depression stemming from his loss to Forrest Griffin two weeks earlier. Rampage was eventually captured and held face down in the street at gunpoint. He was charged with 1 felony count of evading police while driving recklessly, 1 felony count of evading police and driving against traffic, 3 misdemeanor counts of hit and run with property damage, and 1 misdemeanor count of reckless driving. To be fair, his nickname is Rampage. I feel like you should be awarded some license when you do exactly what your nickname says you will. It's not like you didn’t warn anyone. It's the same reason I'm nicknamed Sex Machine.
Anyway, yesterday he pled down to one felony count of evading police. He faces 6 months in jail and 200 hours of community service.
Hopefully they’ll just give him community service, because everyone loves Quinton. Seriously, if you nothing about MMA, know that everyone loves Quinton Jackson. He’s basically the nicest guy in the world.
I asked my racist mechanic about the car chase and he said maybe he got made because the store was out of purple drink. They love that stuff, he claimed. And I just said "yeah maybe" as I stalled for time because I didn’t know what he meant. I’m a very sweet boy.
RAMPAGE JACKSON IS COOL
Late yesterday afternoon, UFC superstar Quentin "Rampage" Jackson was arrested for his part in a s suspected hit and run in Newport Beach, California. Details were scarce except for that kick ass picture above, but now TMZ has some details.
Rampage was on the 55 Freeway in the O.C., hit two cars and got off the freeway. The chase was on.
Rampage then began driving on the center divider. But it gets worse. According to the police report, Jackson then drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee for their lives." He started driving the wrong way on a crowded street, colliding with yet another car in an intersection. As he continued on, running several red lights, his tire disintegrated and he began driving on the rim.
Rampage eventually got to the exclusive Balboa Peninsula in Newport Beach, where he again drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee in terror."
Eventually, his car came to a stop and he was taken into custody at gunpoint. Cops took him to the Orange County Jail, but they determined he was "medically unfit" to be booked. Cops won't say if he was high.
It would be disappointing if Rampage did some weed and then went and drove his monster truck around, but in his defense, that shit sounds fun.














































