Exploited Teen Fashion Models and Kneeling NFL Millionaires on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #103

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we not so intellectually explore the poor elementary school dance show that is now the NFL's pre-game anthem, pretend that "reproductive coercion" is a real thing, forgive... READ MORE

Richard Simmons Forced to Pay Enquirer’s Legal Expenses

September 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Richard Simmons sued the National Enquirer and their satellite outlets last year for claiming he'd become a woman. As per the headline, "He's Now a Woman!". Fairly definitive. 


Richard Simmons Sues the National Enquirer

May 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Many have tried, most have failed. To sue the National Enquirer. Also to deny that Richard Simmons looks a ton like a girl who you'd guess would be named Maryanne or maybe Alice.


Richard Simmons Still a Man, Baby

June 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to Richard Simmons' representative, Simmons isn't transitioning into a woman. He's merely taking time off from the public spotlight to deal with his knee surgery of several years ago. You could've worked on a better answer. Lyme disease... READ MORE

Richard Simmons Possibly Becoming A Woman

June 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Whatever is going on with Richard Simmons it's really fucking weird. That statement applies to his entire life but especially now. Rumors had it that he was being held against his will in his own home by his housekeeper,... READ MORE

Richard Simmons Is Now a Woman Too

June 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When a gay male celebrity disappeared from the public eye for any extended length of time it used to signal the knitting of another patch in The AIDS quilt. Now they're more likely than not to reappear quite alive... READ MORE

Richard Simmons Is Still Alive

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Richard Simmons is supposedly not dead. Someone called the police to report he is being elderly abused at the hands of a grizzly bear. It’s called party time and his safe word is kale. Whatever the spurned lover’s motivation, Simmons is doing... READ MORE



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