Ciara And Russell Wilson Weirdos

March 8, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It's tough to tell whether or not Russell Wilson is about to perform anilingus on his pregnant wife while he pretends she's Channing Tatum. Is he gripping her belly like a crystal ball because he's trying to read the... READ MORE

Ciara Super Happy She Didn’t Fuck Russell Wilson Before Marriage

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ciara reflected on her up to a few months of sacred celibacy with Russell Wilson while he immersed himself in conversion therapy and wished upon every star in the sky. Known for relationships with 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Amar’e... READ MORE

Russell Wilson Wedding Night Sex Beast (VIDEO)

July 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A guy who's spent twenty-seven years musing the Q in LGBTQ is going to kill the humping game once he's let loose. Wilson's brand new bride Ciara took to Snapchat to verify the marriage had been consummated and it... READ MORE

Russell Wilson And Ciara Can Finally Bang

July 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson is about to hit the shot heard 'round the world as he has married his longtime beard. He claims he was not having sex with his girlfriend Ciara for religious purposes. It's highly possible he's a zealot... READ MORE

Russell Wilson and Ciara Edging

July 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson and Ciara decided Access Hollywood was as private as any place to announce they were not going to fuck each other until they were married. For Wilson this was a profoundly religious decision based on a conversation with... READ MORE

Russell Wilson Buys Low On Ciara

April 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson has been porking pop singer Ciara and is now taking her to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner if she promises not to bring her own bottle of hot sauce in her clutch. Besides being a singer which... READ MORE

Golden Tate Seems Guilty (VIDEO)

February 20, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Golden Tate is still denying the rumor he banged Russell Wilson’s wife which led him to be traded from the Seahawks long after anyone has given a shit. Tate was in Beverly Hills with his girlfriend and two Russian... READ MORE

Golden Tate Clears Things Up

January 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Detroit Lions receiver Golden Tate issued a statement explaining how he didn’t pork Russell Wilson’s wife, as is widely rumored. I’m not sure this was still on anyone’s mind so Tate’s insistence in the face of dead silence could... READ MORE

NFL Players Getting Soft

December 9, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

For all the recent stories about NFL players being abusive hyper-masculine assholes, there are even more stories of professional athletes acting like heartbroken teen girls on social media. Joseph Fauria of the Detroit Lions has become the second football... READ MORE