Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron! Maybe!

By brendon July 13, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

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People magazine and Us magazine have wildly different stories today about who Ryan Reynolds might be banging, but not to worry; in either case, it’s someone really really famous.

Let’s start with People, who says he had a “flirty” date with Scarlett Johansson, whatever the hell that means.

Seven months after announcing their split and nearly two weeks after their divorce was finalized, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson seemed to put the past aside as they dined together at L.A.’s Little Dom’s restaurant Saturday night.
“They were leaning in closely to each other when talking,” a source at the restaurant says. “They were being flirty.”

Meanwhile, Us says that Reynolds has secretly been dating Charlize Theron.

A source says Reynolds, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”
While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later.

If you were thinking that this was boring and recycled pictures of Charlize in a bikini from 2008 would really liven things up, then you and I are in complete agreement. You can’t see it but I’m nodding very proudly at you right now.

(image source = flynet)

Friday headlines

By brendon January 14, 2011 @ 4:30 PM

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CAPTAIN AMERICA – has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK – are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)

SELMA BLAIR – is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)

ALICIA SILVERSTONE – is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)

so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned.
“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.
“It’s great to see Sandy with a true smile on her face. Ryan has made at least two trips to Jackson Hole during the holidays, and her friends except more to come.”

Wwooww. “Built-in familiarity.” Sounds hot. “Oh Sandy, I cant stop thinking about how we met on a previous occasion, and your friendliness. That’s such a turn on.”

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

By brendon January 05, 2011 @ 5:53 PM

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Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they’ve been doing things lately that people do when they’re dating, they’re apparently not dating.

despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year’s Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars’ relationship is strictly platonic.
Any notion of a romance between Reynolds and Bullock “is ridiculous,” says a source close to Reynolds. “They have been friends for 10 years and they celebrated New Year’s with others. That’s it. They really are just friends.”

Everyone loves Sandra Bullock, but yeah no shit hes not dating her. He could do way way better. He’s Ryan Reynolds. Of course he could date Sandra Bullock. He could date a duck too but why the hell would he.

Tuesday morning headlines

By brendon January 04, 2011 @ 12:26 PM

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GWYNETH PALTROW – suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people)

SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS – spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t read the whole thing. (people)

BEN AFFLECK – is being mentioned as a possible Oscar nominee for directing the Town, which is surprising because that movie wasn’t very good. (variety)

KANYE WEST – wore this ridiculous, and real, fur coat in NYC yesterday, and it’s kind of weird that rappers and old white women have such similar taste. They both like furs and track suits and gaudy gold jewelry. Represent, yo.

Scarlett Johansson was mean to Ryan Reynolds

By brendon December 21, 2010 @ 3:57 PM

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Most people were surprised when Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced their separation last week, because in their statement, they dropped the N bomb 14 times. Everything was N-word this and N-word that, It Was Ridiculous!

But what wasn’t surprising was that they were having problems, at least that’s what Us magazine says, according to people who worked with Reynolds on the Green Lantern.

It was “open on set that he and Scarlett [Johansson] were having problems.”
Reynolds “would say that she treated him badly,” the insider explains. “It never seemed like she made him a priority.”
Reynolds is now “beyond sad and depressed,” another pal says.
Johansson, meanwhile, is less broken up about the situation. “She was disconnected and disaffected” about the split, the source says. “It was harsh.”

Maybe this is why the Green Lantern looks so horrible. Maybe Ryan was real sad all the time. Maybe the movie will have a 70 minute block in the middle where he listens to the Eternal on a loop and cries and carves “fatty” into his arm. And maybe that will still be better than Spiderman 3.