12.01.2011 Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

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Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.

A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.
“Scarlett is pissed that he’s not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was.”
“Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done.”

This may or may not be true (Us will print literally anything these days) but who cares because Scarlett is also in the new issue of Interview, which is a magazine that apparently still exists and who decided a sort-of topless picture of Scarlett would be ever sexier if they made her look like an androgynous robot and then had her stand next to a plant in their lobby.


10.14.2011 Blake Lively is dating Ryan Reynolds, part 2

Us magazine confirms (and I’m using that word in the loosest possible sense) last weeks rumor that Blake Lively has moved on from her break-up with Leonardo DiCaprio and is now dating Ryan Reynolds. Who I always confuse with Chris Evans. They should have a duel and eliminate one of them because this shit is confusing.

(source = Us)

10.07.2011 Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

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Being famous must be great because just last week Blake Lively was dating Leonardo Dicaprio, but then they broke up, and around 5 minutes later he was already dating some Australian model and she’s apparently dating Ryan Reynolds. E! says

the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston.
The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant.
Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston’s Back Bay station.
You got it: Reynolds and Lively.

I like how E! wrote that as if I was really supposed to guess who was very lovey dovey at the train station. I assumed it was rhetorical but apparently not. They actually gave you the answer in case you got it wrong. The typical E! viwewer must be dumber than fucking dirt.

07.19.2011 Charlize Theron + Ryan Reynolds = TLF

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As long as you ignore the fact that she appears to be leaving whereas he appears to be arriving, then you can join the rest of the internet and smugly nod because Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds were both at LAX yesterday within 15 minutes of each other (to be fair, despite what it looks like, the photo source does describe both as “arriving”). This is because they’re secretly dating. Allegedly. And now this. Coincidence? No, absolutely not, he’s fucking her. A lot. She can’t get enough. And she let’s him put it anywhere. ANYwhere. I mean how much more obvious do you want them to be.

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07.13.2011 Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron! Maybe!

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People magazine and Us magazine have wildly different stories today about who Ryan Reynolds might be banging, but not to worry; in either case, it’s someone really really famous.

Let’s start with People, who says he had a “flirty” date with Scarlett Johansson, whatever the hell that means.

Seven months after announcing their split and nearly two weeks after their divorce was finalized, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson seemed to put the past aside as they dined together at L.A.’s Little Dom’s restaurant Saturday night.
“They were leaning in closely to each other when talking,” a source at the restaurant says. “They were being flirty.”

Meanwhile, Us says that Reynolds has secretly been dating Charlize Theron.

A source says Reynolds, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”
While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later.

If you were thinking that this was boring and recycled pictures of Charlize in a bikini from 2008 would really liven things up, then you and I are in complete agreement. You can’t see it but I’m nodding very proudly at you right now.

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01.14.2011 Friday headlines

Captain America: The First Avenger

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)

SELMA BLAIR - is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)

ALICIA SILVERSTONE - is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)