09.29.2008 scarlett and ryan got married

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have been rumored to be engaged since January, even though you never see them together, but apparently things are going well because they got married this weekend.  People magazine says…

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.
Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.

Wait they got married in the woods?  What, like in Braveheart?  What are they, bears, knock it off you idiots.  Guhhhh I hate these GD Hollywood hippies so much.  



05.05.2008 scarlett and ryan are engaged

Breaking news now as it is being reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.  He is 31, she is 23, and they’ve dated for just about a year now.  People magazine says…

(She) is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night's Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to "show off her rock" with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

By all accounts Reynolds is the nicest guy in the world, so good for them I guess.  Before this he was engaged to Alanis Morissette, so if I went though this kind of upgrade I would just fill out my marriage license by drawing smiley faces all over it.

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01.21.2008 scarlett johansson is engaged?

Did you see what I did there?  I wrote the headline as a question like this was unbelievable news.  Now you're all intrigued and can't stop reading.  I'm clever.   The New York Daily News says:

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.
The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.

They've been serious for a while and even bought houses within a half mile of each other in the Hollywood Hills (that's Scarletts with the blue tarp - she was getting a new roof - and Ryans is the U shaped beneath it).  Which is all the more amazing because damn near every dude in Hollywood has snaked out that trap of hers.  I even have a buddy who swears he had a three-some with her once.  I had a four-some one time.  It was golf, but still, pretty sexy, huh?

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04.10.2007 scarlett will f everyone in hollywood

People.com says that Scarlett Johansson has chosen her next Hollywood conquest and this time it's "Smoking Aces" star Ryan Reynolds.  The two spent a busy weekend together in New York City, starting Saturday night and continuing - maybe non-stop - until Sunday afternoon.  People says:

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. "They were in a good mood," says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling. "They were definitely holding hands," says another observer. "They were a cute couple!"  Johansson, 22, and Reynolds, 30, also spent Easter together.  The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 prix fixe lunch.

Guh, I can't even begin to keep track of who this chick is fucking these days.  If she were to make a list of all the names who have been in her trap, it would look like that big list that Santa checks on Christmas Eve, and it would be on a scroll and it would unravel and hit the floor and roll into the wall.