Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are good at Halloween

By brendon October 30, 2012 @ 6:50 PM

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Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, “The happy couple are wearing sock monkey costumes and Sacha seems to be hiding a banana in his!” To be clear, the exclamation point in regards to his penis was their idea, not mine.

Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

By brendon May 16, 2012 @ 2:03 PM

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What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.

Tensions escalated when she attempted to take a picture of his penis, causing a fight to break out, which led to him dragging her down below, sealing her corpse in a body bag and throwing it overboard. Hopefully he remembered to weigh the bag down first. Not to get cathartic here but disposing of a dead model takes more steps than you might think.

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Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

By brendon May 16, 2012 @ 11:59 AM

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Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator’, and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher, and their daughters Olive, 5, and Elula, 2.

No not really. He’s fine. In fact he was able to catch himself before he actually fell. The headline was sort of a lie. This would be a good post to show your kids to teach them about trusting strangers, part of the ‘Tyler Cares’ series where I give back to the community.

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The Dictator dumped Kim Jong Ils ashes on Ryan Seacrest

By brendon February 27, 2012 @ 9:38 AM

Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator’, and apparently that rumor was true, because that’s what he did. And then he dumped ashes all over Ryan Seacrest.

“Part of me thought he would be up to something,” Ryan said. Perhaps the part that was eye level with a gold urn that had Kim Jong Il’s face painted on it.

Sacha Baron Cohen is or is not banned from the Oscars

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 7:02 PM

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Sacha Baron Cohen is invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday because he’s one of the stars of ‘Hugo’, which is nominated for Best Picture. And apparently that’s terrifying to some people because of his habit of showing up places in character to promote his new movies.

New movies like the one where he plays a murderous Arab dictator, for example.

the Academy is making it clear that Cohen is not welcome to use the red carpet as a platform for a promotional stunt for his upcoming movie The Dictator, and other sources say the threat of booting him became more substantial on Wednesday.
“We haven’t banned him,” an Academy spokesperson tells The Hollywood Reporter. “We’re just waiting to hear what he’s going to do.”

They should just ban him now, before he shows up and does something that makes the other murderous Arab dictators look bad. That could really hurt their feelings.

Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen

By brendon June 10, 2011 @ 4:26 PM

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TRACY MORGAN – has now apologized for his remarks about gay people that he made in concert on June 3rd. That he’s apologizing now, after the story broke, and not when he said this stuff 7 days ago can only mean that he really wanted to get the apology just right. (the ap)

JACK WHITE – and his wife are throwing a party to celebrate their 6th anniversary, AND to announce their divorce. It just made better financial sense to have one party for both. (people)

JENNIFER HUDSON – was also rushed to the hospital today, just like Selena Gomez, but in Hudsons case it’s for suspected food poisoning. This is why girls shouldn’t eat. (popeater)

SACHA BARON COHEN – has released the fist picture of himself in ‘The Dictator’, about a Saddamm Hussein-like character who is replaced by a body double and moves to NYC. In the book the dictator was kind and benevolent, but that’s because Hussein secretly wrote it. People figured out he was the author because the character also has a black belt and 20 inch dong. (huff post)