Sacha Baron Cohen Disrespects Unemployed White Drunk Soccer Fans

The New York Post has published an article criticizing Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie, The Brothers Grimsby, for being racist and insensitive toward impoverished white people.The article talks about Cohen's privileged upbringing and his mocking of the soccer hooligan,... read more

Goddamn, Sacha Baron Cohen Is Annoying And Shit Around The Web

Borat was funny. Then it went straight to turdsville. You're Mr. Bean with nut sack jokes. Time for papa to get a brand new bag. How did he land Isla fisher, seriously? (Dlisted) Kate England is very flexy. It helps in her business. (Last Men On Earth) Olivia Rose is... read more

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are good at Halloween

Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, "The happy... read more

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Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that... read more

Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator', and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher, and their daughters Olive, 5, and Elula, 2. No not really. He's fine.... read more

The Dictator dumped Kim Jong Ils ashes on Ryan Seacrest

Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator', and apparently that rumor was true, because that's what he did. And then he dumped ashes all over Ryan Seacrest. "Part of me thought... read more

Sacha Baron Cohen is or is not banned from the Oscars

Sacha Baron Cohen is invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday because he's one of the stars of ‘Hugo', which is nominated for Best Picture. And apparently that's terrifying to some people because of his habit of showing up places in character to promote his new movies.... read more

Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen

TRACY MORGAN - has now apologized for his remarks about gay people that he made in concert on June 3rd. That he's apologizing now, after the story broke, and not when he said this stuff 7 days ago can only mean that he really wanted to get the apology just right. (the... read more

afternoon headlines

SKINS - is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it's child pornography. I don't think it is, but I haven't fucked a 15 year old... read more

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isla and borat got married

What a shitty day this is. The once awesome but now tyrannical American government continued their 20 year trend and seized more power overnight, now I find out that perfect marriage material Isla Fisher got married to Borat, putting a cap on their 6 year engagement. MSN... read more

Morning headlines

BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it's debut. That's way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they're talking about. (variety) MICHAEL... read more

Isla can't take a hint

Between the red hair, awesome rack and super hot accent, I can't tell you how happy it would make me to have sex with Isla Fisher. Which is why these pictures are so uncomfortable. I can't remember the details, but I know she used to be in a relationship with Bruno. I... read more