Sex Addiction Once Again Seems Awesome

The term 'sex addict' has come up again as if it's a real thing thanks to Scott Disick mansplaining to his thrice baby mama that it's the reason he can't stop banging girls. The rest of humanity has yet to put a name to their very same behavior. read more

Scott Disick, Sex Addict

It's best to start the conversation over male sex addiction by everybody admitting it's a bullshit medical diagnosis. A disease can't only exist for famous wealthy men with access to ambitiousmodels. read more

Scott Disick Minimalist Money Monster

It's an uncommon man who literally fucks his way into money. Ski bum Scott Disick worked his dick into a Kardashian and came out on the other end with several million in the bank. Opportunistic men used to have to bathe old ladies in the tub for this level uptick in... read more

Scott Disick Humble Stalking

This isn't a good message to send to your bastard kids. Remember when mommy and daddy used to fuck in the ocean? We just sat the down and told them daddy died fighting ISIS to keep America safe from Muslims. Scott Disick sent this seven year old photo in a birthday... read more

Carlton Calls Out Disick

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air co-star andDancing with the Stars champion, Alfonso Ribeiro, called out Scott Disick, for not being a star. This came in response to Disick asking for half a millionto be onDWTS. The last episode ofThe Fresh Prince of Bel-Air aired in 1996.... read more

Kardashians Paying Scott Disick $20 Million to STFU

In the category of biggest winning loser, not many cancompete with Scott Disick. This lounge-about drunk has done nothing with his life but fuck and vacation his way into some serious cash. It's a great gig if you can get it. Disick earned upwards of fifteen million... read more

Scott Disick Banging 18-Year Old Lindsay Vrckovnik

There are any number of ways to get over a breakup. But nothing's proven more effective than fucking the living tar out of a Canadian model just out of high school. There's getting back on the wagon and then there's pounding your cock into every orifice of that wagon... read more

Scott Disick Melancholy

Scott Disick did a club appearance in Calgary and looked kind of bummed that he was receiving fifty thousand dollarsto stand around and get wasted and probably bang those twowhores. You have one job. Show up, smile, get drunk, have an anxiety ridden hangover and cancel a... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Dumps Disick

Sometimes you need to make numerousbabies with an unemployed alcoholic before you can size up his boyfriend viability.Kourtney Kardashian had to knowthere was something wrong with Scott Disick the first time she realized he wasn't black and his dick wasn't painfully... read more

Scott Disick Is Fucked Up

Scott Disick was seen getting black out drunk in Vegas. It's unclear if Disick is making a spectacle of himself just for the cameras, or if the cameras 24x7 are causing him to drink. He's found himself in a precarious situation where gargantuan amounts of self loathing... read more

Scott Disick Pissed About Pregnancy

Kourtney Kardashian pretended to reveal to her unemployed boyfriend that she's pregnant with their third out of wedlock child. Disick shuttered at the notion. Possibly because Kourtney asked him to shut the door so they could be in private with a camera crew. Or maybe he... read more

Scott Disick Was Poisoned! But Not Well Enough

Scott Disick was admitted to a hospitallast month for being a pussy who can't hold his liquor. Disick was out getting hammered when he told his paid extra friends he thought he was roofied. Its unclear if the hospital was Disick's idea or some producer who thought the... read more