Tom Cruise got to visit Suri today

July 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tom Cruise was allowed to visit his daughter Suri in New York today for the first time since Katie Holmes filed for divorce, the Daily Mail says. Because, remember, he’s the bad parent. His religion takes millions of dollars... READ MORE

Suri was hit by a garbage truck

July 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wait, what? Why was Suri Cruise in the garbage to begin with? Why did Katie Holmes throw her away? Is she Chinese? Let’s find out together friends! E! News has confirmed that the duo’s vehicle was dinged by a... READ MORE

try and guess if Suri got this puppy

July 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

No. She didn’t. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in New York, and they looked at puppies, a “morkie” and a French bulldog, but then they didn’t get one, and Suri cried. A lot. The photo agency... READ MORE

whats the latest with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

July 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I hope that headline didn’t imply that I know all the latest developments in the divorce between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Oh my God this stupid thing is so confusing, and there’s like a billion stories on it... READ MORE

Damn you Katie Holmes

July 5, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Holmes and Suri were at the pool this weekend, but not the pool at their house. It was their hotels pool in Miami. So it’s not one of those times when the paparazzi are a million miles away... READ MORE

Yes. Katie Holmes too.

June 20, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Holmes was also in a bikini this weekend, spending yesterday on Miami Beach with her daughter Suri, and if I could go back in time I’d go back to this morning and warn me that Katies stomach looked... READ MORE

its Katie Holmes in a, um, bikini?

May 17, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Holmes was in Miami today, teaching her daughter Suri how to swim at their hotels pool, and then, right in front of everyone, she paraded around like some tarted up whore. You could see her back and ankles... READ MORE

Katie Holmes is a bad mom

March 17, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Daily Mail says today that Katie Holmes was out with Suri, who is 4, at a restaurant called Serendipity 3 in New York last night, and on the way out Suri picked up a box of gummi penises.... READ MORE

SURI IS STILL ALIVE

April 8, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For a few weeks now people have been wondering why Suri Cruise suddenly dropped out of sight.  Then yesterday Tom Crusie showed up at a public park with her.  Man, what a coincidence.  We don't have any close-up pictures... READ MORE

SURI CRUISE IS SO SCREWED

October 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Us magazine says that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are using strict Scientology guidelines to raise their daughter Suri, and that dictates everything from the way she was nursed to the way she's disciplined and even what friends she's... READ MORE