Ted Cruz Attempted to Marry Politics And Porn On Twitter

September 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I really wish Ted Cruz would stand his ground on his preferred porn categories. He immediately backpedalled and blamed a staffer for the incident. But that's not how twitter works. You have to be within the vicinity of filth... READ MORE

Felicity Jones Plays a Hot Topless Ruth Bader Ginsburg on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #101

September 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we try to restrain our collective erections at the thought of a young Ruth Bader Ginsburg bio-pic, consider how Fashion Week is a dolled up version of... READ MORE

Lyin’ Ted Cruz Makes A Bold Move (VIDEO)

July 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Creepy used car salesman Ted Cruz and his prolific forehead grease used his RNC speech to further his own agenda and did not endorse Trump, as is the entire point of giving a speech at the RNC. Cruz is... READ MORE

Ted Cruz Lookalike To Do Porn

April 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Searcy Hayes rocketed to fame the old fashioned way, resembling an obese version of Ted Cruz in drag. Hayes took a Papa John’s gift certificate booklet to appear on the Maury Povich Show and confront her boyfriend with paternity... READ MORE

Ted Cruz Digs His Chunky

April 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

CNN created the Town Hall forum this Presidential election cycle so you could spend a ton of time getting to know each candidate one-on-one. Who the fuck asked for that? They’re horribly boring weird-eared fucks with buried rage. Please give us... READ MORE

Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Seems Vaguely Off-Putting

March 25, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The National Enquirer is reporting and or just making up that Ted Cruz banged five women not his wife. Immediately below that headline in the same copy Blake Shelton is banging nine women not Gwen Stefani which snuffs their... READ MORE

Ted Cruz Cast Former Porn Star In His Campaign Ad

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ted Cruz rolled rapidly into South Carolina with a series of honed and crafted attack ads on his fellow Republican candidates. All these smiling clams run negative ads for the sole reason that they tend to be effective on the... READ MORE



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