Lindsay Lohan Gets Very Topless in The Canyons

Once people figured that The Canyons was not going to be some remarkable Paul Schrader comeback film, but just a pile of directorial off-smelling spunk, all anybody cared about was whether or not Lindsay Lohan was going to show her tits. She does. Lots of them. Not quite as big as her recent out-of-rehab grandmotherly choke hold tits, but still an impressive offering. You can see Lindsay Lohan tits HERE. I can't...read more

Director of The Canyons Calls Lindsay a Major Pain in the Ass

The Canyons is being promoted as an 'erotic thriller', which means it's going to suck even worse than anyone could have imagined. The movie starring Lindsay Lohan and the dude who backdoored the Teen Mom, is finally premiering in New York in a couple of weeks. Lindsay is getting out of rehab just in time to hit the red carpet of the horrid affair. Even the film director is now openly referring to Lindsay as a...read more

Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I'm not even sure if that's what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life) BEYONCE - lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her 'Destinys Child' bandmate Michelle Williams was quick to defend her because of the crowd, possible echoes, and...read more

doing a sex scene with Lindsay is awful and tedious

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she's a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of 'the Canyons' when she had to film a sex scene and show her tits (which of course is the only reason anyone would hire her), and now co-star James Deen tells the Daily Beast the exact same thing. (NOTE: his answer is...read more