Now this seems worse

September 12, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The ABC News affiliate in San Diego says sources have given them an account of what happened the night before the physical confrontation between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman. And to be honest it’s kind of hot, at least... READ MORE

that looks painful

September 11, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila was in Beverly Hills yesterday, and for the first time we got to see some of the damage done by Shawn Merriman last weekend. You can almost see the outlines of his hands in the bruises on... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

September 11, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Thursday afternoon headlines are hosted by Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta. As the Venice Film Festival draws to a close, it may be another year before we see her huge MILF rack again. Sometimes girls email me and... READ MORE

tila tequilla is a big star

March 2, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t like those goddamn Vietnamese because they tried with great vigor to kill my dad for several years, but I do like Asian chicks with big tits.  Needless to say my penis is in quite the quandary right... READ MORE

tila tequilla forgot something

February 27, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila looks like Gizmo from Gremlins, which is actually more insulting for Gizmo than it is Tila, but at least she’s dedicated to being a slut.  She dresses slutty all the time.  Good for her.  Too bad she... READ MORE

LOOK HOW GAY TILA IS

October 23, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tia Tequila hosted the opening of Tacos & Tequila inside Luxor in Las Vegas, and she did her pretend gay act on the red carpet.  I don't know how anyone even kept their clothes on, what with all the... READ MORE

TILA TEQUILLA IS STILL PRETENDING

August 22, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I really hope her fake lesbian relationship with Courtenay Semel gets Tila Tequila the attention she so desperately craves.  If this doesn’t work she may have to run through a mall on fire or join al qaeda. (way way... READ MORE

GIZMO?

June 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

That dirty Vietcong Tila Tequilla posed for some pictures outside of Mr Chows in Beverly Hills last night, and it’s hard to pin down why exactly but she looks like Gizmo from Gremlins.  I think it’s her eyes.  Or... READ MORE