By brendon September 14, 2012 @ 2:07 PM
People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau in France.
Needless to say the Royal Family is furious, and quickly filed a lawsuit saying, “legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France.” Not only that, but the Queen has 50 fighting ships sailing up the Iberian peninsula, and 3000 heavy cavalry with orders to pillage Baugé, Rouen, and La Rochelle. Which I don’t think she’s even allowed to do.
(direct link to the blurry but still NSFW scans here and here and here)
Ever heard of ‘the Catalina’? Yeah me neither. It appears to be a ‘Jersey Shore’-type reality show on the CW about a Miami hotel and, as seen here, the drunken whores who work there. And granted they’re not super hot, and you can’t actually see their tits, but what, like you’re some 10? YOU’VE BANGED WORSE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT!
(image source of morgan more, victoria serra, and karina d’erizans = splash)
By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 9:03 AM
Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she’s so skinny you can count her ribs. It’s like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound.
(this might be a good time to follow me on twitter, if you want)
By brendon October 13, 2011 @ 11:42 AM
Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I’m an amazing man.
(source of Marion filming ‘Rust and Bone’ in southern France yesterday = fame. direct links to NSFW topless pics here and here and here and here and here)
The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn’t nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high in the air so she’d have to reach up and catch it, I’d have been grateful.
(image source = fame)
Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you’re thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover her breasts all night, it wasn’t and it didn’t. In fact at one point she was basically just standing there topless (go to my twitter here and here). And so after that she just took it off and ran around with pasties. And as much as I don’t want to like her, she has fantastic tits so I’m conflicted. Because I really really really love tits. They’re my best friend, my muse, my east and my west.
(image source = getty and splash news and inf)