The people organizing this rally in Venice, CA., to legalize topless beaches in America (pics after the cut) have a lot to learn about marketing. There was only one chick you would want to see topless (this one) the rest shouldn’t even be allowed to go topless at home in the shower with the lights out. Like this doughnut-based life-form visiting our planet in her snazzy wheelchair. It’s important to point out that she’s not actually handicapped. Here she is standing. She just can’t walk more than few steps without her feet and heart begging for mercy. She simultaneously managed to set back the cause of toplessness and fatties.
08.24.2009 miami looks fun
Actress Carla Velli is kind of like the Scarlett Johansson of Italy, and I have no idea if that’s true or not but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it might be true, and if we all just kind of agree that she is or at least might be the Scarlett Johansson of Italy and then drop it, then it sort of becomes relevant to this page and we can sit back and leer at the pictures of her topless yesterday in Miami. I know which one I’m doin. Join me, won’t you?
(hq jump here. 10 more, the good ones, here. source = splash news online)
08.19.2009 way to go kanye
Considering how rich he is I always thought Kanye could do better than Amber Rose. She’s not that good looking and her haircut makes her look like she’s from the future, and she has that big ass which I find disgusting but I guess black guys love. The point to all this is that she looked surprisingly good yesterday on the beach in Miami. And by that I mean, “tits”.
(all the topless pics over here. or jumpa jumpa here. hq jump here. source = mavrix online)
08.10.2009 ashley greene gets it
Ashley Greene is one of the stars of “Twilight”, yet most people still don’t know who she is. Possibly because there were no sexy and scandalous naked pictures of her leaked online. But as you can see, Ashley has now rectified the hell out of that, and boldly slayed that dragon standing between her and the fame she deservesfame.
UNSEXY UPDATE- all good things must end, at least according to her attorneys.
08.07.2009 unfortunately she turns around
I can’t live your life for you, but if you’re so obsessed with naked girls that you’ll even look at Kate Moss pictures, you need to look yourself in the mirror and ask if that’s really the kind of person you want to be. Or just sit there and look at the pictures. Whatever man it’s your life.
(hq jump here. all the pics on the other side. picture source = fame)
08.06.2009 karen mulder is still pretty hot
If you’re a guy and you had a computer in the 90’s, you almost definitely had this Karen Mulder wallpaper at least once. I had it twice. From 1994 to 97, then from a week later in 97 to 98. And her body still looked pretty awesome this week in St. Tropez, on a yacht with some Russian mob lookin dudes and some other topless chicks.
But you really roll the dice when you stock your yacht with 90s supermodels. They could look like Karen Mulder, or they could look like Kate Moss. I would beat that thing with a bible if it crawled onto my boat.
(20 more, the 20 good ones, here. hq jump here)
