Aspiring Model Brianna Addolorato Topless Sunbathing

The best of modern American literature can be found in the blogs of young women wishing to be more sought after professional models. The word "plucky" comes to mind. If you discount the ripe subtext of desperation. It's like documenting the captain of the high school cheerleading squad in the days leading up to her graduation. Is that a Spirit Week sparkle smile or are you clenching your teeth with thoughts of more

Josephine Skriver Revealed

When a photographer releases two topless pictures of a Victoria's Secret model, he's basically telling the world, I have a shit ton more. One involves a goat. Another, Bill Clinton. Check my website for my PayPal info. Digital photography means that five hundred clicks now cost you one cent to produce and even less to distribute. Quit the foreplay. I'm not worth the more

Joy Corrigan Caught Topless Changing Bikinis

There's something monumentally sad about paying a beautiful woman to take off her top then ordering her to use her arm to cover up her perfect young tits. You wouldn't hire a plumber and insist he keep his tools in the more

Maitland Ward Let's Them Fly on Snapchat

Get out them titties. That's something akin to a pneumonic I invented to remind women struggling to succeed in the social media self-published modeling industry. You could change the lighting in your bathroom to be less Elmstreet, but nothing substitutes for merely undoing your bikini top and letting twenty pounds of mammary fly into the face of your above average educated edging more

Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless, Finally, For Fuck's Sake

The primary draw of Entourage was watching Vinny play straight while waiting pointlessly for Sloan to get naked. Since she played the popular girl in Snow Day, the world has been pining to see Emmanuelle Chriqui's tits. There's no other profession where sellers refuse to please their buyers more than attractive women in American film and more

Kate Middleton is suing over these blurry topless pictures

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau in France. Needless to say the Royal Family is furious, and quickly filed a lawsuit saying, "legal proceedings for breach of privacy have more

the cast of 'the Catalina' is topless

Ever heard of ‘the Catalina'? Yeah me neither. It appears to be a 'Jersey Shore'-type reality show on the CW about a Miami hotel and, as seen here, the drunken whores who work there. And granted they're not super hot, and you can't actually see their tits, but what, like you're some 10? YOU'VE BANGED WORSE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT! (image source of morgan more, victoria serra, and karina d'erizans = splash)read more

Lady Gaga is topless in Vanity Fair

Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she's so skinny you can count her ribs. It's like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound. (this might be a good time to follow me on twitter, if you want)read more

Marion Cotillard is topless

Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I'm an amazing man. (source of Marion filming ‘Rust and Bone' in southern France yesterday = fame. direct links to NSFW topless pics here and here and here and here and here)read more

Ginger Spice was in a bikini. Mostly.

The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn't nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high more

Lady Gaga had a little slip

Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you're thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover her breasts all night, it wasn't and it didn't. In fact at one point she was basically just standing there topless (go to my twitter here and here). And so after that she just took it off and ran around with pasties. more

Kate Bosworth went topless

Please believe me when I tell you that I'm not screwing with you. This really happened. Kate Bosworth was in Cancun this weekend, she walked out of the ocean topless, then walked across the beach topless, then walked back into the ocean topless, and there's no pictures of her boobs. None. How is that... how does... I... what the hell? Seriously. How? Why? There's 8 million pictures of bigfoot and that mother more

Paris Hilton is topless

This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I'm only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu. She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly more

Lindsay Lohan is topless and smoking

This spooky picture leaked online today from the depths of the internet (uncensored full size here), and it shows Lindsay Lohans ghost, topless and smoking in a seedy motel room. I nodded approvingly when I saw it because, if she really were dead, that's exactly how I would choose to remember more

Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked

(note: pictures after the jump, which I have to make a big deal out of because it helps me on google when I write words like "topless".) The San Francisco Gate is reporting the attack on Tila Tequila over the weekend was planned in advance among Insane Clown Posse fans in chat rooms and on twitter, saying things like, "I fucking hate you and will teach you not to come back to the gathering." And Violent J of more