Vanilla Ice Impossibly Still in the News

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Vanilla Ice is a walking punchline. His name alone is so corny you can't believe he takes himself seriously. Does he? You'll never know. He's laughing all the way to the bank. READ MORE

Vanilla Ice Cops A Plea

April 3, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Vanilla Ice copped a plea to perform community service for stealing a bunch of salvaged junk from a ghetto ass abandoned house. The items in question included a washing machine, a fucked up bike, forty milk crates of A-Rod jerseys... READ MORE

Vanilla Ice Buys An Alibi And Shit Around The Web

March 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vanilla Ice is buying the house he robbed as a way to retroactively make the shit he stole his property. You get yourself a decent attorney and that bullshit just my fly in front of a Florida jury. Read all... READ MORE

Vanilla Rice Robbin’ The Hood

February 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Vanilla Ice, whose real name is Vanilla Van Winkle, was arrested on burglary charges in South Florida. Ice has made a first career for himself by flipping foreclosed properties and contributing to Florida’s homeless problem. This is the premise of... READ MORE

Kid Rock Thinks Justin Bieber Is The New Vanilla Ice (VIDEO)

June 21, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Kid Rock appeared on the Howard Stern show earlier this week to talk about his new tour, and for some reason he decided to take a moment to comment on Justin Bieber‘s current career “trajectory”, comparing the 19-year old... READ MORE

THIS SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE

April 11, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

if you hadn’t heard by now, Vanilla Ice was arrested last night (handsome mugshot here) on charges of domestic battery in Palm Beach County, Fla. The Palm Beach Post says… Robert Van Winkle, whose singing name was Vanilla Ice,... READ MORE