SURI CRUISE IS IN VANITY FAIR

Almost five months after her birth to parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the first pictures of Suri Cruise will be published tomorrow in Vanity Fair.  The Daily Mail says:

The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.

If this kid doesn't have flippers and a forked tongue, I'm gonna be profoundly disappointed.  Otherwise, what was the big damn deal.  The Daily Mail also says that this will "dispel months of speculation that Suri Cruise does not exist".  Umm, not really.  Having your picture taken with something doesn't make it yours.  I had my picture taken at the zoo one time, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make the commander of some panda bear army.  Or does it…