Almost five months after her birth to parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the first pictures of Suri Cruise will be published tomorrow in Vanity Fair. The Daily Mail says:
The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.
If this kid doesn't have flippers and a forked tongue, I'm gonna be profoundly disappointed. Otherwise, what was the big damn deal. The Daily Mail also says that this will "dispel months of speculation that Suri Cruise does not exist". Umm, not really. Having your picture taken with something doesn't make it yours. I had my picture taken at the zoo one time, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make the commander of some panda bear army. Or does it…
it was all a ploy to make money…..if my memory serves me correct, they were disappointed they werent offered nearly as much money as brangelina was for the infant photos…thus they hide the kid for months and build up this artificial hype, speculation and non-news so they can then creat a demand…actaully, its fucking brilliant….
he is still gay and she still has a lopsided face….
I seen the pictures. There is one with her and Lord Vader playing with light Sabers and there is one where she is trying to convince other babies about how they dont need to drink baby formula and only need vitamins and exercise.
Wow – it took 5 months to have the cleft palate and lip operated upon and to heal?
Will the parents and child pose for the camera in a glib manner?
mgbrit – you don’t know the history of photography. I do.
It took 5 months for the baby to survive the abortion. Talk about the will to live…
It took a while for doctors to turn Suri from a Lucky Charm (the frosted oat cereal with sweet surprises)into a HUMAN BEING. Her parents are clearly elves or leprechauns of some kind based on that banner photo.
C’mon, if Tom has enough money to get Katie and Kidman to pretend they’re having sex, surely he can buy someone else’s baby to hold for a photograph. No babies or Y chromosomes here.
Seriously, at this point, nothing short of a DNA test is going to convince me this kid is theirs. It took them a few months to find a suitable adoption.
Drew – a DNA test where I take take the hair samples off Tom and the kid myself, drive them to the lab myself and watch them perform the test right then and there in front of me. Anything else, I ain’t buyin’.
What’s the betting that the real Suri was killed shortly after birth as some sort of Scientologist cult sacrifice?
“Suri Cruise is in Vanity Fair”. Like anyone cares. Everybody knows they waited this long so they could find a baby.
The pictures are coming out right now. I don’t know whose kid it really is, but it’s one pretty child. For serious.
They,had,to,wait,a,few.months.to,find.a,believable,match.Any.newborn.lookis,highly,nonprecisibbbbble.
Saw the pics… anyone else think the name Suri might actually be the Xenuvian equivalent of Damien?
Kill the baby now, because it swallows the world whole with it’s first word.
I swear, the first sentence that that kid says is going to be “Honey, let’s walk into the bedroom and close the door to make it look like we’re having sex.”
Hey, is he wearing platform shoes here…? He grew like 3 inches!